See the choo-choo?

Oh, I have that wrong; I was thinking of toddlers and trains. Der Bingle apparently was thinking of cows and cud-chewing when he sent me this article. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it here, but I have made the point – repeatedly – that my humorous stint at chewing my food 35 times proved to be quite useful when it came to losing weight. It was also a test of hunger: Do I really want to take the time to chew this 35 times?  And while I will give you that 35 times might be a bit over the top, taking time to chew did highlight the flavor.

The article does mention a downside to extended chewing – the atmosphere at a dinner party. Mostly munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, . . .

I believe Der Bingle may have cows on his mind because he suggested another topic for exploration: Cow tipping. No, not what we’ve been talking about here, but rather, how much do cows tip when the go out to dinner. I’m sure cows have plenty of suggestions about other subjects as well: green pastures, well-being (contentedness, dontcha know), ice cream, minimizing environmental gasses and so on.