Let’s talk topknots

My hair is fine with no body at all, and as straight as all get out. And now I have been pulling it up and putting it in a topknot and letting it just sit there. Der Bingle says it is my mother coming out. More than likely, it is my mother’s genes coming out. Her hair was fine and straight and also thin.  My hair is a little thicker, or so she said, mainly because my dad had a really good crop of the stuff. No Joe Biden look to him. Oops, nothing is sacred when it comes to poking at JB . . . who thinks he is JC.

Okay, back on track.  There’s not much you can do with limp stuff on your head, and then you get older and you’ve got limp stuff and wrinkles. I’m tired of it. I’m just going to keep scooping it up and putting in on the top of my noggin. Or I could get it cut short and permed and have one of those really tightly curled helmets on my head. AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!