YO

Well, I’m here for no good reason, other than to say “YO,” John Wayne style. And the only reason I’m thinking about John Wayne is because I just finished a walk and it was humid and I could hear this voice saying, “Well, Sister, there’s no reason to be thinkn’ about slowing down. – Just lace those shoes up; lace ’em up tight.”

So I was walking and grinning and I think more than a couple of porch-sitters watched me approach and pass by and thought, “That one’s got a crazy side to her.” I considered unzipping each leg of my convertible pants half off to provide some cooling ventilation, but figured maybe I’d better let folks have some time to get used to thinking of me as harmlessly crazy. I didn’t want them right off the bat calling the men in the white coats.

Then when I turned in the driveway and entered the kitchen via the vestibule, I am certain a shadowy figure in a trench coat handed me a glass of raspberry lemonade and said with a nod, “Here’s looking at you, kid.”

It didn’t rain

There was a chance of rain today – rain and maybe thunderstorms. It looked like rain often. I figured I’d take a stab at mowing until the rain ended the endeavor. Well, while I was mowing in Kendallville, it did not rain; although I drove through rain to reach the LaGrange County House, it did not rain there. Oh, it clouded up a couple of times, but it was just toying with me. I was going to pull into the shed when the rain started, but I wound up going into the shed when I was finished mowing.

I suppose it is a good thing – two chores are done, but I was kind of hoping for the adult version of a school closing day.

If it rains tomorrow, I am sitting down with a book.

Rainy Memorial Day

My father used to put out the flags on graves in his LaGrange County area on Memorial Day and Veteran’s Day. He was 81 when he died in early 2000. I remember reading in that time period about a parade that was cancelled in a little east coast town because they didn’t have anyone strong enough to carry the flag anymore.  Yesterday, I heard Der Bingle tell LZP that a veteran’s group wasn’t marching in a parade because they didn’t think they could walk that far anymore.

When I was in high school, the WWII veterans swelled the ranks of the American Legion halls and I didn’t think about it, other than to assume it would go on forever. But they got old – these men who once had the youth and vitality of Matt Damon in “Saving Private Ryan. There are times when I see young people grow impatient with aged gentlemen fumbling with a cell phone or asking for something to be repeated more loudly; they can’t see the soldier/sailor/airman behind the grey hair and stooping posture.

At such times, I wish for a minute of time travel, in which the young person finds himself slogging through mud or hunkering down in a foxhole under fire and turning to see the young version of the now old man scowling and growling, “Well, come on, kid, buck up.” (There is probably more appropriate G.I. slang, but I’ll leave it to your imagination.)

It is tempting to say time has rained on Memorial Day Parades, but that is not really so; it is more my perception from my era. The last Civil War vet, the last WWI vet . . .and now dwindling WWII vets.  It’s a good thing that there have not been more huge wars . . . I think we need, though, to keep actively  honoring those who served.

We need to do what Memorial Day suggests by it’s name: we need to remember. And be thankful our generation and the younger generations are not filled with those of actual wartime memories and filled with hundreds of thousands who rest in early graves.

Gee, I hope I can get off my soapbox without tripping.

So, it’s Sunday

I should probably put my orange pants on today because I am feeling somewhat foggy. Wednesday I went to Kingman and came back the next morning . . . and then, when it was 54 degrees, rainy and windy, I went up to Michigan and put out four cemetery pots in two cemeteries. Fortunately, one was near a Taco Bell because I really appreciated the warmth of a five-layer burrito.

Then I got sort of achy and tired.

The next morning was Friday and Der Bingle came and we went out to a nursery and brought home bushes and perennials. Summer planted ferns and hostas and I dug three holes – one for sage and the other two for some already anonymous purple plants. Der Bingle and Cameron pulled out dead trees, put in replacement bushes; then there was the watering and the resultant wet dog. In the evening, Der Bingle and I took a pot up to Mr. Feller’s grave at Lakeside Cemetery.

The next day Alison and I went to the nursing home. I played my usual solitaire games with the ladies at the table watching while we waited for their lunch and continued my week-long losing streak. I gave those cards to Sharon; I am getting new ones. Mrs. Feller said she couldn’t remember anyone going so long without winning. She’s 96.

We ate grilled-out food.

I went to bed early.

I got up today and took two aspirin and a vitamin. I may go for the third aspirin. We’ll see.

A BIT LATER: I AM wearing my orange pants, but I’m still debating on the third aspirin. Maybe I should add a Tylenol instead. Or go for broke with an Aleve.

Feeling at home

I am not talking about where I am now; I am thinking of where I was a couple of days ago – at Susie and Glenda’s houses. They are my first cousins and they live in the area where my dad grew up. When I got there and walked into Susie’s house, she was getting dressed so I just opened the cabinet door, grabbed a glass, got some ice from the refrigerator and made myself at home. It’s a good feeling when you feel you can do that.

It’s like that at Glenda’s; I’ve been staying there overnight for years. The morning I left, I delayed my departure; I really didn’t want to go – Heck, I’d be happy being Glenda’s HELP.

Continuation: Prison Life with Jerry

Jerry was now locked up in his toilet-less temporary cell. Jerry could hear the police talking and in their rumble jumble conversation he was hearing, he heard his name. Jerry wondered about why his name would ever come up. After a few seconds of deliberated thinking, he figured it out. They were part of BOAT. That’s right. They were the Benevolent Organization of the Alien Terminators. Jerry knew these aliens wanted to prevent him from having a child that would one day have a child that would save the world from the Alien Menace.

Jerry now knew what he must do to save the future. He must escape before the alien probe could be inserted.
“Alie… I mean Police, what about my one phone call?” Jerry inquired.

“Oh, don’t worry about that; your sister already paid for your bail and the fines you have received. You will be able to leave shortly with her.” said one of the officers.

Oh no! Mary has been probed! Oh well, she wasn’t important to the future anyway. Jerry soon came up with a new plan.

“I got to go PEE PEE!” exclaimed Jerry.
“I just said you’d be released soon,” the officer explained.
“But I got to go pee pee NOW!” shouted Jerry.
“Hold your horses,” the officer shouted back.
Jerry started to gesture like he was going to PEE PEE- in the cell.

“Okay, Okay. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to release you a tiny bit earlier so you can go to the bathroom. Our toilets are blocked up though after burrito night though so . . . ”

Jerry stopped listening to this alien speak after the cell opened. Jerry darted to the closest exit he could find and escaped. For some odd reason, the alarm did not go off Jerry was now on the run. He was a fugitive.

To be continued . . .

Posted by Sum Clone (and her assistant, AJ)