Newfie as spokesperson

Newfie and some of the other regulars around here have been mentioning that they feel I have been putting myself too much front and center. As I understand it, a group of them got together and by acclamation Newfie found herself spokesperson. So, for the past bit of time I have been sitting here discussion the situation with her.

This is my view from my side of the table:

Her compatriots gave her a list of “talking points” and she has been going through them one by one. At point number three, I caught the drift of their message: AmeliaJake, you are hogging the cafe and we never get to express our opinions and tell our stories. I have tried to insert a few words to address this issue, but whenever my lips part, someone* chimes in that Newfie’s list continues.

I will tell them that, of course, it was I, AmeliaJake who built this little home for eccentric refugees and I run the place and they should submit ideas for discussion to my assistant. But, the truth be told,  I am afraid. So, more probably I will humor them a little and now and then let them contribute.  Come to think of it, how did the Foo Bar get established in the PB Cafe & Roadhouse anyway. Gee, I think I even paid for the decor. Darn! How the heck did that happen.

Oh . . . my  . . . goodness. Newfie has pulled a contract out of her pocket and someone* just handed me a pen.

* Some of the someones:

Spoofie

Feisty

Spiffie

Woo

NaPoo

Spikey

Even Alien Poo and  California LemonHead

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