Category Archives: Just Me – AmeliaJake

Apple Festival soldier

It’s the Rebs who are at the Apple Festival, which is a little odd since right around the corner from the Main Street portion of the festival is a historic sign commemorating the mustering of Union troops. This is Yankee territory here, but manufacturing plants have  brought Kentucky families up this way and with them, the Confederate Re-enactment Group.

Three out of four of my great-grandfathers where Union soldiers and when I visited my paternal grandparents, I slept with a picture of my grandma’s father looking over me. She used to say, “Wasn’t he a good-looking young man.”

Roy wasn’t a bad looking fellow either; he was the picture another bedroom.

what do they call it

You know, something comes back to haunt you. Or you hand somone a bag in a little prank and the next thing you know, you are holding the bag  – unless it has a lot of money in it and then they wind up holding it . . .  and you gave it to them.

Yesterday, I made a foil hat and had a little fun with Bob about it. Then Summer deciced she wanted a foil hat and so we made a couple more . . . and I put one on my head. She wandered off and then we saw that police cars were congregating on the street and went out to look . . . and someone said to me, “You have your foil hat on.”

Could Bob have engineered this?

Diet cranberry juice

Ocean Spray now makes a cranberry juice product that has 5 calories per serving. The Light version has 40. I love cranberry juice, so I bought it. It isn’t as good as the stronger brew, but it is delightful to just drink it freely – from a nice glass with ice. I don’t know why I like to drink out of nice glasses but I do; then again, I like festive acrylic ones.

This juice may have its own potency – I feel a little “happy” so here’s someone else to carry the ball – Say hello, Bob.

“Uh . . . I’m Bob and AmeliaJake wants me to tell you hi. So “Hi”. Oh, wait, she says I don’t need quotes if I’m the one actually typing and saying stuff. So, is this a forum for me? I am thinking of becoming an ice road trucker bear. Sorry, a little free association there . . .  hope this cranberry juice doesn’t stain.

Hey, look at this thing AJ and I found in  a drawer. We don’t know  if we should cook with it or if it is intended to receive signals from the mother ship. AJ is making us cute little foil hats to wear, just in case. We will sit here in our foil hats and stare at it and wait for instructions . . .

my blog

It came to me this morning: I blog for me. I like the crisp way things show up on the template; I like expressing myself with some restraint – it’s good practice for being out in public this election year. I like going to The Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse and mingling with the denizens, some of whom look like, ahem, “ragdolls”, to those who get it and can look like normal people to those who don’t.

It’s sort of like housing and clothing – you make it fit your preferences and no one else need be bothered. Well, it’s better than housing and clothing. That is to say, I don’t have to visit someone’s blog where the girls wear flipflops to school – but I have to see it when I pick my grandkids up.

I like that people I care about may stop by and keep in touch with me and know I am thinking of them. And I like meeting others who wander in and share a foldover.

Excuse moi, but what is this “look like normal people” remark? We might just have to talk with AJ . . .

Worn out yesterday

Last night I lay down to watch two episodes of the CBS show “24 Hours” and at about 9:15 pm called my mother to check in. She had just put down her book and cuddled up with her blanket and stuck her feet under the cat. As I talked with her I realized I had no idea what the reporters were talking about on the show and it dawned on me that I might – just might – have dropped off in an unscheduled doze.

We hung up and I turned my attention to the TV, blinked, and then found myself thinking that this show seemed more like a drama, than an investigative report. Well, it was – a drama. It was thirty minutes after midnight and I had not been dozing; I had been relying on my autonomic nervous system – breathing and heart beating. My body was in the exact position it was when I hung up with mother. I don’t know, but I think you have to move to be a zombie; I was, I think, a proto-zombie.

I got up, listened to voicemails, took my medicine and then the switch went to the off position again.

This post is boring me. I need caffeine.

To tree or not to tree

**Not to panic . . . not really a Christmas post**

For several years, we have been putting Christmas trees in several windows – upstairs and down. It started when I bought our first artificial tree back in maybe 1997 when I was in a funk because the weather was too bad for my folks to come down and for us all to go to Fort Wayne. So, I went to the old Wal-Mart and bought a fake tree on sale. I brought it home, took it upstairs to the sitting room and opened the box. I thought, “What have I done?” It looked like a pole with sticks angled on it. I caught on after a while to the fact you were supposed to free the branches from their squashed shipping posItion and it looked a little better.

That’s the tree on which I started hanging the broken and worn-out ornaments, the kitchen utensils and things that weren’t Christmas tree ornaments but were things that I liked to look at. It is THE SITTING ROOM TREE.

Then I bought another on sale and when my grandchildren came to live with me, I had a frenzy period.

And somewhere along the line, family members got depressed and sick and upset and didn’t want Christmas and I wound up decorating as if I could chase and catch good cheer. Well, you can’t. I decided last year not to do it, but I did.

Now, my daughter-in-law who is a nurse has come home on two or three ocassions and said that patients, on learning where she lives, have remarked how they look forward to seeing the trees in the windows. She could be lying through her teeth; I don’t know.

I don’t know if I am going to do it or not . . . but I did go up and sort out all the artificial branches. Maybe there are people out there who like to see them, who like the twinkling of the lights in the windows at night. People who look at them and feel a moment or so of good cheer. Perhaps keeping Christmas well for them will an act of good cheer and spirit for me.

Well, at least I will do the sitting room tree, the first one – the one that reminds me of people I have loved . . . and in one way or another are here no more.

Oh, yeah, I guess I’ll put an ornament made out of duct tape on it

Feist -y

You wouldn’t suspect it, probably, but a lot of us here at the PBC really have a soft spot in our hearts for Feist and listen to her often  . . .  and even watch her videos. We sort of discovered her because she and one of our favorite friends share a name – okay, for our friend it’s a nickname: Feisty*.

So we are very pleased to post this YouTube video:

* This is Feisty:

Flee the scent

That tremendously wonderful dog two posts down? He reeks of the smell of flea medicine. Maybe a little too much got on the fur as opposed to the skin; it is hard to access his scalp because his fur is thick. It is not so hard to give him the heartworm medicine anymore because I have finally learned the technique used by our vet: toss it down the throat . . . “I haven’t had a dog choke yet,” he said”

However, now we are trying half a big arthritis pill every morning. He hasn’t choked . . . but he still manages to spit it out. Then I pick it up and try again; sometimes that pill gets quite mushy before it gets to where it is going.

I have tried the hot dog pieces game with little pills. Toss a bite of hot dog; toss a bite of hot dog; toss a bite of hot dog with a little pill in it; have in my hand another bite of hot dog to throw. I throw it and watch as it hits the top of his head when he looks down to spit out the hot dog with pill. Then he eats the one that bounced off the head to the floor.

I get frustrated.

I suppose he does as well.

This morning those of us in the Cafe & Roadhouse were talking about chemotheraphy for animals. I don’t believe I would put a dog through it unless he were quite young, the chemotherapy was “mild” and the statistical chances of it working were very high.

We put Little Ann to sleep when she had a tumor on her jaw. She was old and the tumor came back quickly after it was removed surgically. Further surgery would have been radical and chemotheraphy needed. She was such an indomitable little dog that I couldn’t let her suffer, fighting a battle that could not be won. When she couldn’t get up to go outside to urinate and lay in her urine, I took her in.

The vet looked at her and said, “Little Ann, you’ve been a good and faithful dog.” About a minute later, she had accepted the shot and was gone.

Now, I’ll bet Der Bingle’s friend is sitting somewhere with tears in his eyes . . . she always loved him best.