Joe Biden crashed my computer

This is true. I have just powered off my computer and restarted it, all the time hoping typing Joe Biden’s name had only frozen my computer and not burned out its guts.

Truly, that’s all I did; I typed that bozo’s name and nothing would respond to my touch. No cursor, no buttons, zilch. So I held down the power switch and saw black on the screen . . . and red in my head.

Well, at least I can look forward to being entertained by the Bidengaffer, who, by the way, mixed up his wife and sister at the podium last night.