Purple people

I’ve been trying to decide if I feel a little under the weather today or not; it could go either way. However, I looked at the weather forecast and decided that maybe it wouldn’t hurt to spend some time as an undercover agent.
Look at what I found out:

… WIND CHILL ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 8 PM EST /7 PM CST/ THIS EVENING TO 11 AM EST /10 AM CST/ TUESDAY…

HAZARDOUS WEATHER…

* WIND CHILL READINGS WILL DROP TO BETWEEN 12 BELOW AND 18 BELOW ZERO TONIGHT INTO TUESDAY MORNING.

* WEST WINDS OF 10 TO 20 MPH WITH AIR TEMPERATURES IN THE SINGLE DIGITS CAN BE EXPECTED.

IMPACTS…

* PROLONGED EXPOSURE MAY LEAD TO FROST BITE ON EXPOSED SKIN.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND STRONG WINDS WILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN. IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS… MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES.

purple people

This includes LZP in Iowa, AmeliaJake and cohorts in Indiana and Der Bingle in Ohio.

NOW WE JUST HAVE TO AVOID THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER. Er . . . or was it the People Eater was purple? Odd, I’ve known that song for years and only now am I envisioning it.