My brain needs caffeine

I am sucking down a Diet Sam’s right this very minute because I think I really need it. What made me think this? Could it be because I kept hearing the ding from my mail alert and clicking over to look and thinking, “Oh, gee, there must be a malfunction.”
There was. It was in my head.
Last night I had typed NIPSCO into the search part of my mailbox to locate the electric bills AND I FORGOT TO ERASE IT.
It’s cold here today; you know how everyone talks about feeling it in their joints and whatever – I guess for me it’s the brain. Which, I just realized – somewhat belatedly because of you know, the brain thing – that winter is here for quite a while and . . . oh, I lost my train of thought.
I changed the picture on my facebook profile because there were some comments that it was kind of off-putting. The new picture was taken with the Photo Booth app on my Mac and a lamp was shining brightly on my face. I look a little shiny and balding, but the red-eyed, pointy-teethed me is not the first picture you see.

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