Because I order Yankee Candles online, I get a lot of emails notifying me of sales. I take advantage of the semi-annual ones – six for $69. I doubt these four fragrances – or should I call them smells? – will go on sale.

No, they are too much of a novelty for women to buy for sons, husbands and fathers. I am a little uncertain about the Man Town scent, but actually, Riding Mower and 2×4 don’t sound bad. First Down is supposed to include the smell of leather, but a lot of other things could be included: sweat, spilled sour beer, over-used recliners . . .