Ambassador Duxarwaklin from Gnomdelion departed from his prepared remarks this morning, and in disjointed sentences linked pool tables filled with all yellow balls to White House lawn Easter Egg Hunts where all eggs were yellow. Alarmed aides escorted the ambassador to the hospital, while spokesperson, Dandy Lyon, explained the ambassador has not been sleeping well.
There has been no word from the hospital regarding the ambassador’s condition, although a knowledgeable source has stated the ambassador has begun chanting, “Sock it to me, baby.”