A job for someone

I will use an alias here so no one, nobody at all, will know of whom I speak. Someone wants to earn money and comes to me frequently with the question, “Got any jobs for me?” After I have corrected the grammar, I launch into my spiel about Someone being old enough now to get to know the nitty-gritty jobs, and the need to do them competently.

We are negotiating about longterm jobs, such as scraping, priming and painting the garage door, but today she wanted a relatively quick job. I asked if she wanted to clean a toilet. You know, get down there with her head next to the bowl, reaching around and spraying and wiping the sides and the little bolt covers – not to mention the toilet bowl gel and the brush. Well, she agreed.

She called me to inspect her work and I pointed out a couple of spots she had missed and she took it not as criticism but as instruction and used about 30 seconds more scrubbing power – so I gave her a tip along with her wages. I made certain to point out the tip was for her attitude.

She went out into the hall and, heck, I decided I needed to go to the bathroom. So I locked the door and proceeded to do so. I hear a voice – Someone’s voice: What are you doing in there?

I told her.

Then I heard a tormented “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” I almost felt sorry for Someone.