My husband opened our cell phone bill . . .  somewhere around $750. Fortunately, we had noted a seemingly inaccurate accounting of minutes on the Internet a few days ago, accompanied by the announcement that some statements weren’t available due to a change in their accounting/billing system. So he did not grab his chest and go face down. Instead, Bing and the rest of the guys had to peel him off the ceiling. I kid . . . I think.

Anyway, he sat down and went through it and called them. Yes, something was wrong . . . so it is okay now. But we salute him, oh courageous negotiator.

And we talk on . . .