We checked the email here at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse and saw that Der Bingle had sent a reference to a certain newspaper article and remarked, “Words fail.” It is about the greenhouse effect and cow flatulence, and I have to add that everyone here is as speechless as he. Except for Norm, who guffawed and exclaimed, “Cow farts my eye.” Of course, I, AmeliaJake, shot him a “look” because I was always taught to say “passing gas” if I had to refer to the subject. To this day, if I utter the other word out of some desperate attempt to not seem a prudish old woman, I feel really, really sleazy, totally unwholesome and just a jerk.