The Ten Commandments . . . once again

My grandson who is 15 decided today he wanted to watch The Ten Commandments, which is a long movie, but a good one. We rented it and he and his sister – age 11 – started watching it; I was around the corner in the other room finishing up some stuff, but listening to the dialogue as I worked. I could picture the scenes in my head from memory. I guess it was about the time Moses encountered the burning bush that I went in and drew up a chair. It occurred to me that my granddaughter, who was not particularly enthused about watching this “old” movie, would find the special effects humorous. To her credit, she didn’t say a word; I was the one thinking that it looked like an electric fireplace, and a bad one at that. Irony – it works in mysterious ways. I was the one thinking Charlton Heston; she was the one thinking Moses. I was the one visually examining the divided Red Sea; she was the one immersed in the drama. I was the one looking at Edgar G. Robinson and thinking “Chicago Gangster”; she was the one deploring his behavior.

So it ended and we moved into the kitchen for a snack. My grandson sported his signature grin and asked, “So who’s up for The Greatest Story Ever Told?”

I want a present

I don’t deserve a present and I certainly don’t need one – but I want one; I want a gadget. Or, I wouldn’t mind going to the mall and getting some perfume and then sitting in the food court sipping on a mixture of fountain sodas. Maybe some nachos. A new phone? A new computer? A new house? A new locale? Gee, do you think I might have an emotional need that I am trying to appease with instant gratification? And it seems it needs to come from an external source; can I not reach inside myself and find something satisfying?

This is a rambling thing here; I was planning on doing something outside today, but the sun of the past two days has gone and we have the overcast we have had almost all winter long. I think that is where I am getting this downer feeling from. It was something to find oneself actually surprised to see blue sky and shadows. Sort of reminded me of becoming ill and staying that way and then one day getting better . . . and you didn’t realize how bad you felt until you recovered.

I had toxemia long ago when I was pregnant with what I thought was my first child. Actually, there were two, at the beginning. One died and I was quite ill, lots of edema and high blood pressure, groggy thinking and all that. The elderly and experienced physician had an inkling – but this was before the days of ultrasounds. He noted on my chart “twins?” quite early but the one died before he could distinguish two heartbeats, so there we were.

Just a few hours after delivery, my blood pressure was normal; the nurse was surprised. And all my thoughts were so much clearer.

I don’t know where this is going, other than to wonder how much I have so gradually changed over the years. If I suddenly could experience my 20+ year old body, would I be amazed at the difference in how I “felt”? I suppose so. I guess it would be best to appreciate my physical state now, rather than wonder about what it felt like in a couple of decades – if I make it that long.

Gee, I am more content.

Renting purses

No, no one would really rent a purse. A handbag is a different story, however. Handbag is Queen of England and the late Queen Mum; Margaret Thatcher knew a handbag was classier, that’s why the green grocer’s daughter carried one, somewhat to the alleged annoyance of the Queen. They – and I don’t know who I mean by that they – are now renting expensive handbags and jewelry to ladies. I am not surprised by this. Someone apparently listened to enough sales personnel talking about charity fundraiser customers “buying a dress” and leaving the tags on, but tucked in . . . and then, yes, returning the dress. Often they sported perspiration stains on the satin and enough of a leftover expensive fragrance to leave the sales people fuming. But, of course, they could say nothing to the wannabe Mrs. Astor’s. The rationale for the buyers/returnees was, of course, that the salon should be thankful for the – cough, cough – advertising . . . ooooh, such as commercial word, dontcha know.

Anyway, take a look at this website; I found it on the right sidebar of the Pioneer Woman’s site. Now, wait a minute. It strikes me that rental handbags and jewelry are on a site where people come to see men in chaps and lovely mares, not to mention calves losing nuts and vast vistas of the prairie. It strikes me as odd. Or not. I can see ladies wanting to feel a part of a western ranch life – wannabe pioneer women if you will. So this is a place where you advertise rental high fashion, designer wares? Is this target advertising . . . oh, the questions that conjures up.

Ah, sitemaps

No, wait, that should not be “Ah” at all; it should be “Auuuuggggghhhhh”. I decided that I’d fool around with my template and have a sitemap. Well, I did, and in doing so I discovered that one had been included in the theme I had chosen from WordPress. Okay, that is good. I thought I’ll submit this to Google search and I then came to think it may have already automatically have been submitted by my host because Google webmaster tools said one was submitted but had errors. Oh, so I made a sitemap with their generator and submitted that one which was accepted. I think I have goofed things up royally. Cripe. What a mess.

It’s warmer today

I got all the cans from the better part of this winter ready to the recycling place. It took a long time; some of the bags had broken, quite possibly because I had nudged them when backing up and they were covered with snow. Or maybe I nudged them on days when the snow had blown off and they were in plain sight – if it had been light. Of course, some times I didn’t think to look at all.

The temperature was warm enough for me to be out in shirt sleeves and there was a slight breeze from the southwest. I know this because when I straightened up to rest occasionally, the loose strands of my hair would blow around my face, and I would have looking to the northeast. There was a lot of time to think.

And I thought and I realized there are only so many times you can say “I’m sorry” to a gravestone before you realize you could have done one of two other things: lived my life better or said “I’m sorry” earlier.

Belle Gunness – my mother’s interested

My mother read an article about Belle Gunness and suggested I look her up on the Internet; seems she’s a serial killer that died in a fire in La Porte; no, wait, it might be that she faked her death and moved to California where she did a few more deadly deeds. So, I looked her up and found THIS, which takes the story up to the fire. I need more information, so I’m taking a deep breath and diving into the Google pool.

Gasp, gasp. Another LINK and they are both with a black background – this one has a line of dripping blood. And, then there is the Wikipedia entry –  stuff about Belle Gunness including the fact that a rock band in the Netherlands was named after her . . . and the lyrics to a folk song:

In old Indiana, not far from LaPorte,
There once lived a woman, a home lovin’ sort.
Belle wanted a husband, she wanted one bad,
She placed in the papers a lonely hearts ad.
Men came to Belle Gunness to share food and bed,
Not knowing that soon they’d be knocked in the head.
But while they were sleeping, she’d lift the door latch.
She’d kill them and plant them in her tater patch.

Well, I’ll have things to tell Mother tonight, not the least of which is that DNA testing is being planned for the Belle in the fire and the one in California.

Eat less, live longer

I was watching a show a couple of nights ago; I don’t remember what it was, because I wasn’t really watching. The TV was on. Now, I think it was this show that had a segment about a French caver lost in a maze of caves and the things his brain automatically did to allow him to survive. Probably, I realize now, this was something on the Discovery Channel . . . the phrase “human limits” is tickling my memory.

It doesn’t matter where I heard it, and actually I am now worrying that I can’t remember what my primary activity was when the show was on. Rats, another senior moment. I’m been typing aimlessly here – although I tried to get you to assume there was a purpose – because I have delaying facing the dilemma of my lament about life being short and my overweight status. This comes right after I blogged about actually living better and actually losing ten pounds as well.

AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

I was sidetracked, but I didn’t forget

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So, do you remember I was taking note of the ornaments on my special sitting room tree? Well, I didn’t forget; I just wandered off in other areas for awhile. This little embroidered material is from many decades ago. I did it while sitting on the enclosed front porch of our house in LaGrange County – in the little village of Scott – with my grandmother sitting beside me doing her own piece, something with French knots, I think.

That would have been in the fifties; yes, I decided to go ahead and get graphic with the numbers. The porch is, for the most part, the same as it was then, and often my mother and I sit out there and read or do sudokus. I did a lot of embroidery over the years and then my fingers started to tingle when I would hold the needle and so I finished up the project I was on and didn’t do another.

I was going to say a few things about Grandma, but I got sidetracked again. She was born in 1881 in Lima, Indiana (now Howe) to Wesley Wisler and Martha Fowler Wisler. My mother wasn’t born until 1926, so I had a pretty direct link to the real horse and buggy days. I remember the way she smelled – clean and starched – and it does seem odd that someone I knew so well and loved so dearly is a complete stranger to those in my life now, with the exception of my mother.

Heavens, I didn’t mention her name. It was Jessie Ethel Wisler. I used to giggle at the the Ethel part. She was named after her father’s brother Jesse who moved to Mancelona, Michigan and started a business. She was first married to Harry Huff and had two children, Lucile Elizabeth and Stanley Malcolm. Harry died of Bright’s Disease and some years later she married my grandfather, John Michael Shimp.

Grandpa had been married before also and his wife had died following a miscarriage; she had been all right when he left the hospital, but when he got home, they called with the message she had bled to death. (I didn’t feel like spelling hemorrhaged, but then felt I was being a chicken so here it is.) It changed him, this event. They say he withdrew into himself. He died when I was 10 and they found he had one of my school pictures in his wallet. I remember hearing Grandma say, “He must have picked it up off the table.”

I have some pictures of him in his youth. In one he is sitting on a thresher, I think in a coat, tie and hat; I know that at one time he traveled out to the Dakotas with a crew, harvesting grain. I’ll have to scan them into my computer, along with my grandmother’s graduation photo.

But back to the embroidery. I don’t think we ever framed it; I think I just kept it folded up in some drawer or box or maybe both at one time or another. At any rate, I found it in my thirties, stuck it in a hoop and hung it on a nail. Then we moved and I stuck it in a drawer. When this tree went up and I was looking for stuff to put on it, I thought, “Why not.”

I close my eyes and I can be on that porch again in one of the summers when my age was still in the single digits. And it is a nice thing to have tucked away in my memory box.

Dropping eggs

My granddaughter has to drop an egg from a third story window in a device that will keep it from breaking. Well, I, the grandmother, talked to the grandfather, who saw on the internet a fellow dropping an egg in a water-filled surgical glove, which was itself cushioned by newspaper. I tried it and the egg cracked and then I added partially inflated balloons and we had a success. So she comes home and tells me my box won’t fit through the window. What kind of windows to they have at this school?

She cuts a cube of Styrofoam in half and hollows out an egg spot, puts it back together and taped bubble wrap around it. (Woo – cool tense change mid-sentence, but I think it works. It’s the vernacular, don’tcha know.) We went to the second floor and dropped it, but of course we had no idea what had happened until she ran down to the driveway and painstakingly removed all the tape. The egg made it. Then, carrying it in the house, she clicked it on the vestibule door and that was all she wrote.

I’m a little shaky on Breaking Bad

So Walt is a competent fellow, handling Tuco and managing to make blue meth and doing this while on chemotherapy. Somewhere along the line, Walt lost his “I can’t believe this humor”. He does not lose his pants; he does not pull money out of his pool and put it in a dryer; he no longer teaches chemistry to high-schoolers. Yes, I realize he purchased not your usual ski masks for the robbery and, yes, he and Jesse did take the opportunity to wrap rope around the port-a-potty the security guard had entered – with magazine. It wasn’t funny – to me – because I knew Walt was not going to have to do anything to make this work. The writers, who I guess came back from being on strike with fewer brain cells, give it the Obi Wan Kenobi treatment . . . Everything will be just fine and they will get away with a barrel of the chemical they need; you don’t need to look for anything clever in what is happening.

So what is happening? Well, Walt and Jesse are making a lot of meth and Walt is having conversations with Hank about what is legal and what is not. He killed  a couple of people, but that was back in earlier episodes, and now he is talking in terms of prohibition. Walt, I don’t think so. Don’t rationalize; just say, “Hey, I woke up a little late to the fact that shit happens and so you might as well take what you can get – no holds barred.”

But, Walt, you’re so damned good at it. I’m sitting here thinking that you’re making a lot of money because you are smart and are tapping into unrecognized aspects of that intelligence. I’m sitting here thinking, “Hey, I wish I were as smart as Walt.”

And I’m not sure this is how it is supposed to work out with this show.