Thinking about my feet

They are stretched out here in front of me and my light-weight thin-soled skechers feel wee bit tight, but I don’t want to slip them off – that will doom me to be sent on an errand or something. So I am leaving my shoes on and rotating my feet around, toes pointed at some far place. Yes, this is my moment: my feet. Thinking about my feet is keeping me from thinking about this post. I’m going to think feet some more; I think that is about all my mind is up to now.

Oh, I didn’t have to come back to check the spelling of hemorrhoid . . . because I didn’t blog about the management style of Rahm Emmanuel as described by a colleague: between a hemorrhoid and a toothache. So nevermind.

Tooth day

The dentist’s office called this morning; they had a cancellation and I was able to get my old filling replaced at 10:20 this morning. Well, to be honest, my dentist was alone in the office today and I had to sit in the comfy chair reading for about 45 minutes. Ah, yes . . . it was wonderful. They kept checking on me and apologizing for the wait and I’m telling them it’s fine. No one interrupting my reading. Oh, yeah.

So I have a new natural looking filling where there was metal before. We think the old one was allowing tiny parts of food get in and under it and causing discomfort; well, we’ll see how this one does.

After the numbing wore off, I ate a burrito supreme and had a mixture of Mountain Dew, Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, a splash of red punch, Baja Mountain Dew and  Sierra Mist. Don’t tell the folks here at the PBC&R.

Oh, no. It’s Venom 911. Of course, I must watch. Oh, heavens, a guy was bitten at a nursery. Ack.

Post-nasal drip time

Oh, what a subject. Well, I can’t help it; it is driving me crazy. I feel as if I have slime sliding very slowly down the back of my throat. Graphic, huh? I probably should have posted a warning of off-color imagery before I started. I think it is a yucky green. Oh, never mind . . .sorry.

Well, anyway, I have been trying to drink things with a straw and set up a current that will speed the going down the back of the throat process. I have also tried to swallow bites of a foldover in a way that they will sop up the slime the way bread sops up gravy.

I should find another topic, right? Guess I’ll pass on the pictures . . .  hahahahahahahahaha.

Hello November

Last night a KGB man in a fur hat and black leather trenchcoat was helping to give out candy at my house. With Sydney. I took a picture of them, but used my cellphone so I could forward it to Quentin and then didn’t really get one with my camera. I’m thinking, however, if I check the camera, I will find Alien Poo in a tree.  Summer hid behind the bushes; Alison put on a witch’s hat and Robert sat on the step with his black cast sticking out and actually did the ploppinp of  candy into little kids’ bags. Cameron (almost 16) slept through the entire thing. He came down later to mimic steering a car and saying, “Look out, small children.” (See entry below.)

I am going to the nursing home this morning (also see below) and will no doubt tell my story with many flourishes, acting out the parts of the K-9 cop, the dog and myself sobbing once I got home. I just felt that dog betrayed me: It was a speed trap. Well, get over it, AmeliaJake.

Hmmmm, I think I’ll wait until after the breakfast crowd to get over it. This morning, with every foldover will come a “tell over” of my distress.

Kendallville K-9 officer dogs me

Okay, here I am on a county road in the country part of the county with no other cars on the road when I realize that the white car parked in the church parking lot was a police car and that it is flashing its lights behind me now. Yes, I was speeding. And the officer gave me a ticket – not a warning. The dog let him. Do you believe that, the dog let him give AmeliaJake the, dog-lover, a ticket. The dog let the man give AmeliaJake who was on her way to the nursing home to see an elderly woman a ticket – not a warning bark.

Well, rats.

It upset me. I turned around to come home, then thought I needed to go on to the nursing home and turned around again and then I started to really cry and turned around again.

The last day of the month.

A police car in a church parking lot.

An empty county road in the country.

A slam bam thank you ma’am ticket.

The dog let him.

So I fell into a well of despair while Lassie watched.

Oh, rats.

But maybe I’m being catty.

Uh, Shane and Anya . . . this is my post.

Okay, Quentin, I had AJ (otherwise known as your mom) take some pictures of me and our old stomping grounds . . . just so you wouldn’t forget me. (I’m good, aren’t I? AJ taught me.)

Here I am at the corral.

The sky in front of the house.

More grounds de la fair.

At the tree you planted. It’s grown.

The tree de la tulip.

Zee big tall spruce. Jake, he has been giving me the Frenchie lessons . . . heh, heh.

Gaze upon my handsomeness, you little cute babyface.

Happy Halloween to you . . . I will zend you more pictures zoon, my little Q.

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