Category Archives: Just Me – AmeliaJake

Not knowing the end

I remember my mother recalling going into the gymnasium on December 8, 1941 to listen to FDR broadcast that the United States was at war. Of course, when she mentioned it, I knew the obvious: the Allies won. We won. But for the parents of sons of her generation, it must have been a time of intense and immediate dread. Boys were going to die and no one could say they would be “other boys”. There were hundreds of other unknown outcomes and unawareness as to what the war years would entail. Everyone had to live it day by day.

When Chernobyl occurred, it took some time for the world to become aware of what had happened. In fact, it took a very long time for some of the dire possibilities of what might have continued to happen to even be acknowledged.

Now we have social media, as well as 24 hour news programs, discussions, opinions, analysis are a dime a dozen. I’m fairly certain the economy will take some hits; it has happened before. The generations after WWII have had it easy and have taken things for granted.

Now, we wait and see. And if one were to know he was to be killed in two days from a brain aneurysm, would it be better to fret or just do what everyone always says to do in good times – live the moments.

I had things going on . . .

I didn’t mean to stay away from this place and, actually, I have been here, eating peanut butter and watching the flat screen TV we had mounted. Some might think it does not fit the ambiance of a screen door place. The kind of screen door on the spiral spring that results in a “bang” when someone goes in or out.

I’ve actually ventured behind the counter and tried out the air fryer for making doughnuts using Grand rolls – the come that come in the cardboard tube on the refrigerated shelves. What I found to be enjoyable was sitting there with the machine, a bowl of melted butter, a bowl with sugar and cinnamon . . . and

Well, crap, my post was half-eaten and I don’t feel like doing it over again.

Maybe because I’m 71 and read “The grim reality is that, for the elderly, Covid-19 is almost a perfect killing machine,” American Health Care Association President Mark Parkinson told CNN this week. on the Internet. So this virus is older people’s on land shark?

Me and Daylight Savings Time

What is this AmeliaJake/DST thing – not to be confused with Joe Biden’s “thing” with the Declaration of Independence – but it kicks my butt in the spring. I don’t use that last phrase too often, it must have suggested itself when I mentioned JB.

Oh, well, after someone remarked about the automatic time update on all our devices, I went all day yesterday and today with the microwave and oven on standard time. Didn’t even notice it.

Now, it is a quarter of ten at night! Do you believe that? It got truly dark about an hour ago. I feel bad about complaining after having watched a show about Chosin in Korea and how cold it was all the hardships, but the complaining, whining gene is so strong, it just comes out.

I know someone who is at The Lone Cabbage Fishing Camp. I think I should have had a job thinking up names for places; I obviously missed my calling.

Yeah, I forgot

I wasn’t here yesterday; I forgot. Actually, I remembered but decided I’d write something later. I didn’t lie; yesterday just turned into today before I realized it.

I have been going out and doing yard work for about 30-45 minutes everyday and let me tell you, I realize what rehabilitation must be like. I’ve always been fairly active and because I’m short, I’ve always had to reach, reach, reach. Then I funked out and my muscles, abetted by age, changed. Raking and pushing piles of leaves with a snow shovel has demanded the use of muscles that hadn’t seen any action in a year. I know what they talk about when they say “the burn.” It’s not a generalized ache, I could take a marker and outline the exact areas that are defining themselves by soreness as I work.

I am forcing myself not to push it because of the aforementioned age thing. It would not be wise, although part of me misses the going the extra bit when you are really tired. It’s tempting, but then I ask myself if I want to pay the price of overdoing. It would be different at 71 than 60, I think. I don’t want to find myself injured and lying in a bed cursing myself for being stupid.

And for that same reason – not wanting to curse myself for being stupid, I am going out getting active, although it is baby steps. I do believe they have always said life is a circle.

Lost tooth

I have a false tooth – a spider bridge. It looks like it is described: It is a tooth with four prongs that attach it to adjoining teeth. It is little and I have to be careful to keep track of it, although it is almost always in my mouth since it fits snugly and isn’t a choking problem.

This morning I was brushing my teeth at the kitchen sink and set my tooth down on the counter, close to the edge. I figured that wasn’t safe so I moved it to the middle of the counter. I started brushing my teeth and then reached for my tooth to brush it. It was gone. Absolutely gone.

I looked and looked and to tell you the truth I don’t know how it happened, but apparently because it is very light-weight, it was touched by something and launched onto the floor. And maybe it was a two-step trip to the floor. I don’t know. I was picking up everything and looking, sticking my hand down the garbage disposal, worrying it had caught on my hand and somehow gone in the trash, scanning the floor over and over again and thinking of finding the magnet on a golf club type of thing to see if that would locate it.

I made deals with higher powers; finally, I saw it. Either it had totally blended in from the beginning or, as I said earlier, taken several hits and shoves.

But it is back in my mouth now – cleaned, of course, and I am wondering how binding those “only let me find my tooth” vows are.

Honey Pot and Target

I looked at the news this morning and saw that there was controversy over the ad Target aired mentioning a minority-owned business. Apart from the minority angle, I was sort of surprised that the company was named “Honey Pot” because in the back of my mind, this phrase had questionable connotations. Like instinct would tell me not to use it loosely, and without checking.

So I checked and, ironically, the Internet definition mentioned “target” although obviously not capitalized and not in reference to the business. And here is that definition:

A pot of honey. (figuratively) Something or someone similarly sweet or enticing, particularly: (US slang, dated) A romantic pet name; “honey”. (slang) A vulva or vagina. (espionage) A spy (typically attractive and female) who uses sex to trap and blackmail a target.

I kinda don’t think I would have chosen Honey Pot to be the name of a company featuring intimate feminine hygiene card. Well, on with the day . . .

Joe Biden crashed my computer

This is true. I have just powered off my computer and restarted it, all the time hoping typing Joe Biden’s name had only frozen my computer and not burned out its guts.

Truly, that’s all I did; I typed that bozo’s name and nothing would respond to my touch. No cursor, no buttons, zilch. So I held down the power switch and saw black on the screen . . . and red in my head.

Well, at least I can look forward to being entertained by the Bidengaffer, who, by the way, mixed up his wife and sister at the podium last night.

Joe Biden again – Oh, crap; oh crap; oh crap

Maybe I’m feeling so brain dead because of what is going on tonight. I just checked the news:

live updates The former vice president notches three early wins. Biden and Sanders are early leaders with Warren in her home state of Massachusetts.

God, will that man just not go away? He is a bozo and one who is even becoming more bozovian. So many are reporting on his mental lapses; his new nickname is the Bidengaffer. Jesus Christ!!! Yes, Daddy, I am that fed up that I am sounding like a real lowlife. One more time for the record: I can’t stand that man.

Oh and he’s always saying his IQ is higher than others and challenging reporters to IQ tests. Well, Joe, sit down and take one; put your one brain cell where your mouth is.

I am so pissed. Jesus Christ, I’m pissed.