I must have a different understanding of the phrase “keep it on the down low.” Oh, yeah, I have been down on a low sofa, reading and watching documentaries. And, surfing – but the kind you do with your fingers on a keyboard with Internet access.
Now, I don’t to be rash and throw my system into a “SYSTEM MALFUNCTION” mode, so I will ease off the sofa and maybe look at something that doesn’t have a screen. Thinking about it, I would say I was in a System Non-function mode; maybe I came close to not being “here” or an many would say, “not all there.”

Whatever. Horton, do you hear me?