I think my teeth are too short

No matter how much serious stuff is going on in life, people seem to be able to find something actually unimportant to trigger obsession. I was wondering if I should get my hair trimmed or wait until the heat/humidity of summer had passed.

First I gathered my shortish hair in a mini ponytail in back. I probably am being generous in calling it a mini ponytail, for I’m almost certain a rubber band would not be able to hold it. I think what I am doing is scrunching hair toward the middle with my hands and discovering a little might stick out the hole in an adjustable baseball cap.

That is not what is on my mind now. A while ago, it was and then I happened to look in a mirror at the hair length and I thought, I believe my teeth are too short. You really should not try such thoughts at home for you have too much time to do something crazy, such as look up teeth measurement on the Internet.

Yes, I did that. Pages of technical articles, pages of cosmetic remarks and many, many images of smiles with before and after shots. I have yet to actually measure my front teeth, but I know I will. I am going to be 70 and I am concerned about tooth length; I think that is not senile – it goes straight to crazy.

However, I did come across two images that put me off the idea of thinking about my teeth. Now I am trying to get them out of my mind.

#1 PACIFIERS:

#2 BABY WITH PACIFIER: