Funking and boring

It’s not that I locked myself out of the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse; it’s not that the power is out or we had a burst pipe in the Foo Bar. We’ve just been funking around and while funking can be restful for the funker, it would be boring to anyone having daily updates of it.

Perhaps after I had watched a couple of episodes of “Lost in Transition” which is about four married men transitioning into women, I found myself thinking, WHAT AM I DOING? HAVE I SUNK THIS LOW?  And the answer was, “Well, I guess so.”  I further realized I had been watching “600 Lb. Life” and Netflix shows about prisons. Der Bingle suggested that I needed to find one called “600 Lb. Transgender Criminals.” I felt like hanging my head. I have not exactly been on the Masterpiece Theater track.

Since I’m wandering down Confession Lane, I have to admit I have read three Kindle Unlimited escapist books, just bang, bang, bang. Ever so seldom, I would think I should do something productive, then I just pushed that out of my mind and kept doing the Kindle equivalent of flipping the pages.

If there is any news, it is that, although trying to lose weight, I have discovered Mushroom with Truffle Oil pizzas . . . and Goat Cheese Pizzas. I was fascinated by the names and had to try them; I am fairly certain I will not be fascinated by anything called Roadkill Pizza.