Amazon Prime vs. USPS

Amazon prime free two day shipping’s tracking stages are usually:

It’s at Amazon

It’s at a way station on the shipping route

It has arrived.

 

BELOW I HAVE COPIED PART OF THE LITANY OF THE TRIP OF USPS:

November 10, 2017, 9:41 am In Transit to Destination On its way to AmeliaJake
The item is currently in transit to the destination as of November 10, 2017 at 9:41 am. It is on its way to AmeliaJake
November 9, 2017, 3:27 am Arrived at USPS Facility MIAMI, FL 33184
November 9, 2017, 2:57 am Departed USPS Regional Facility OPA LOCKA FL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
November 8, 2017, 9:20 am In Transit to Destination On its way to AmeliaJake
November 7, 2017, 2:20 am Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility OPA LOCKA FL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
November 7, 2017, 1:05 am Accepted at USPS Origin Facility PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL 33418

Ok, so going from bottom to top, the package roamed around the OPA locale for 48 hours and 37 minutes. Then it zipped over to Miami. Finally, on the 10th, today, it was reported to be meandering somewhere in my general direction. (I am assuming the last bit of that sentence.)

I give you ONE BIG SIGH.