Thank God I didn’t have a wreck

Last night I decided I’d better take off my dress and actually keep it from having something spilled on it – or experience one of my “Oh, I’ll just take a quick look at this paint and just looking won’t get any paint on me” moments. So I put on sleep clothes early; then I slept in them; and, then, (Oh, AmeliaJake, how low you have fallen) I drove Summer to school in hot pink pajama pants with polar bears on them AND a green St. Patrick’s Day tee shirt sporting a leprechaun spitting out a rainbow of gold coins. I did wear real shoes – the ones I paint in.

Maybe I should just call myself Maxine.