At least it’s over

This morning. This morning just before school. This morning just before school, someone could not find her glasses and panicked – as in screaming at the world. You cannot get a panicked screamer to retrace her steps in her mind. Her mother found them after 45 minutes of searching in a room where someone had claimed she had not gone.

The living room sofa is still turned over, because we just have to calm ourselves. Lordy! I am waiting for reality show people to call and ask if we’d be interested in being the topic of a show.