Summer is sitting here with me and I asked her if she had anything to suggest for a post topic.

Jerry was sitting in his home, buying things on Amazon, buying things on multiple cards – he’s become a shopping addict. And while he’s doing this, his sister Mary comes in and asks him what he’s doing and he says, “Oh, nothing, sister. Where are  your credit cards? There’s been a series of credit card thefts, so I have to make certain you are protected.”

This is where she stops listening and goes to feed the goldfish named Flounder.

“Are  you listening to me, sister?”

Mary replies, “I’m not listening to any of your nonsense.  You’ve been living here for four months, free-loading and I’m tired of paying your bills.”

Then a doorbell rings and Mary goes to answer it, and Jerry looks out the window and sees that it is an IRS man. He says, “I’m going to the bathroom.” When he gets into the bathroom, he flushes the toilet and then climbs out the window and ducks and hides in the bushes while Mary is letting the IRS man into the house.

Jerry gets into the car where he keeps a spare key and drives away as fast as he can and dings the IRS man’s car: he is planning to go to Kansas.

To be continued (Translated as, “That’s all I got, Grandma.)