Roof, roof for the home team

My nose is sore and I think it’s sinus pressure, so I am trying various head positions. Tomorrow morning I am taking my nose to the LaGrange House to talk about a new roof. The tree trimmers have come and gone and now I can really see the roof, which is very steep and is going to be replaced. If I want to get my mind off of my nose discomfort, I can imagine myself clinging to the steep roof; I froze on a roof that had about half the incline some years ago and was about nine feet above the ground. It was embarrassing and, fortunately, before the era of cell phones with cameras.

Actually, that didn’t work and I am still quite aware of my nose. I am going to move on to Plan B, which involves visualizing the mucous (snot) rolling down the sinus ducts and out my nostrils.

I would advise you to try and forget what you have just read.