Yesterday I wrote a post about the Kindle Daily Deal, which was, as you know from the title of this post, The Sound of a Wild Snail Eating. The author, Elisabeth Tova Bailey, left me a comment and I was curious enough to seek out her webpage. That would be THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
I was impressed by her writing style and the reviews on her book. Click on the bio tab and you will find this quote:
“Elisabeth Tova Bailey has written a wonderful readable book about a snail that has 2,640 teeth. That’s a lot of teeth and they are all replaceable. Ms. Bailey is not replaceable.”
—Sam Gross, New Yorker cartoonist
The fact that a New Yorker cartoonist is the source is no small potatoes, and the information on the 2,640 teeth is a first shockingly interesting and then, for some of us, the source of scary daydreams – and Heaven help me tonight.
Now, steady yourself because you can hear this teeth in action on the webpage cited above. It is all audio and leaves the visual to your imagination; for me that started out as a snail and evolved into a very large snail. Don’t worry, I’m sure you are made of stronger stuff than I. However, you might have a different image – oh, like a snail crawling into your ear and somehow getting into your brain. Sorry, there. Though I doubt you need worry since this is a Maine wild snail and as we all know in Maine, you can’t get there from here. Or, more accurately for one’s sanity – here from there. Then, of course, you may live in Maine and then all bets are off.
Some of the folks here at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse are giving me those looks that suggest I shut up.
So I will, but not before I point out that this one final quote:
“Brilliant.”—The New York Review of Books