Ack! It jumped out and got me

I was sitting here, practically blahhed out of my head – and a little grumpy, when I decided to trudge out to look at the mail. HA! Guess what? This:

Let me explain. LZP sent an ambassador from Gnomdelion and I mentioned in passing, or maybe during one of interrogation sessions, that he looked like a sock puppet. So I get a note from LZP, notifying me he is sending an official hat to wear during ceremonies with the ambassador. I figured it would be a big yellow thing that would make me represent a (cough, choke, cough) dandelion on a fat stem. I even mentioned to Der Bingle that I would probably wind up with bumblebees flying around my head.

I was wrong, as you can see. I could get a better picture, but that would involve letting someone see me. I am not ready for that yet.

Near-life day

Contrary to those experiences people have about a brush with death, my mood today is so blah it is a near-life experience. I need to modify that and say that I am overwhelmingly blah with a good dash of the grumps.
I got up this way. For all you know, I might have embedded a temporarily invisible video that any moment is going to show a monster coming out of the screen to bite you. But, I didn’t. I’m just sitting here.