A Dandelion Alliance conspiracy?

I looked at my email and saw a message, marked by my mail program – Thinks this is Junk, that came from Wal-Mart, touting its electronic must have gadgets. I really like gadgets, don’tcha know, so I clicked on it and right there were these words and this picture.

HP Dandelion Breeze

 

Yes, it’s a small picture but no way am I going to look around for a bigger one; my apple has already been dusted by the airborne seeds. Breeze, my foot. More like “The Wind of Infestation.” I do not know if the Dandelions and their allies, the Gnomes, are behind this are not, but I guess it is a reminder to keep our guard up.

Could there be some link to Der Bingle and Shane returning from the fairgrounds with a still yellow dandelion straggler that was left on the collar of one of patrons? Like some sort of Mafia message? Maybe I will have to change Der Bingle’s name to Der Fredo . . . as in kiss on both cheeks and whisper, I know it was you, Fredo.

2 thoughts on “A Dandelion Alliance conspiracy?”

  1. I met the dandelion’s cousin in Africa. They literally attacked me. No kidding. I’ll have to blog about it…. I’m still too traumatized by it to talk about it though.

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