Shelf life

Lots of stuff –  and so I went out and bought some of those plastic shelves for storage. You know the type –  round plastic cylinders that plug into holes in the corners of plastic shelves. I got the gray ones and I put them together in the basement. That part does go fast . . .  open the package, stuff a round peg in a round hole and tap it with the side of a hammer.

It’s toting stuff to the shelves that’s a bummer.

But that is better than toting logs to the fireplace because they burn up and then people want more logs. I think I need to get them a tree trunk and stick in in the fireplace; they could shove it in more as it burns. There might be a few technical issues with this method, but I’m sure I can work them out. And who’s going to argue with AmeliaJake when she has her chain saw? Maybe I need a chain saw holster.

People keep asking, “Have you ordered the firewood yet?” Too bad Apple doesn’t have an app for delivering wood from the pile to the hearth. I think they should just put a video fire as the background and screen saver on their computers.

One thought on “Shelf life”

  1. Oh the images that have filled my mind with this post. From trees sticking out of the fireplace to the old I Love Lucy episode where the bread came shooting out of the oven and was six feet long….

    If Apple had an app they would only sell applewood I’m sure.

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