Sinus

I forgot that the smartest thing to do when one has a slight tingling in the nose is to stay away from certain irritants. I fogot and I went into Rural King and walked down the fertilizer and weed killer aisles.

What I should have done then  -in true 911 fashion – would have been a to drive to Taco Bell. I thought about it but I couldn’t trust myself to stand in line; I was afraid I would run over to the sauce bin and start ripping the fire and hot ones open – snorting them. I would have no doubt screamed, “Give me a volcano burrito NOW!”

Also, I had Summer with me and a taco to her is like a cross to a vampire.

I have ingested Alka-Seltzer Cold & Sinus and have been sitting with my head tilted in the “drip” position. The latter is not working but I believe the former has kicked in some. For awhile there, I felt like clawing my forehead, eyes, nose, cheeks and upper teeth out of my face.

I actually sat here and thought, “Be the nasal passage ducts and feel yourself relaxing and opening up.” That’s a desperate try with alternative medicine, dontcha know. I put a space heater in front of me and leaned into the air flow. My head feels well enough now that I have progressed to the possibility of a liberating sneeze phase. And I have moved my head from the heater air stream and stuck my feet down by it.

Ah, relief.

Oh, crap, she’s up

Every now and then I get an email that has a request to forward it to others. Often I do not – but this one I have. I think it sums up things pretty well when it comes to women with spunk.

It will only copy to wordpress in regular typeface, so I am going to try something.

Today someone asked me if I liked you.?I laughed, and I said, “Ha! That’s funny!! I freakin’ LOVE that chick!! She’sfunny, caring, crazy as heck, sweet, beautiful, she’s reading this email right now & I love her!!”

Send this to ten ladies you love!! & I better be one!!!!
?Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh Crap, She’s up!”

Well, that didn’t work. Let’s try this.

Oh, yes, I am cool.