This is LZP, who has a Master’s in Psychology – just thought that might prove a little unsettling to remember as you view him in his second job role of Grand Weed of the Dandelion Federation.
Ah, you thought the war of the dandelions and their gnome mercenaries vs. The Amazing AmeliaJake had died down? No. Yesterday, I almost died when I looked down at the foundation of the house to the south and ACK! saw a dandelion nestled up so very close.
We are dealing with him, eliciting all information he has before . . . well, just before.
Anyway, here is The Grand Weed himself. (Note the fancy G for Gnome on his glasses.)
LOOK INTO MY EYES PLANT DANDELIONS
BWOOOOHAHAHAHAAA