It should be about sundown

And I worked today. I cleaned. I do not like housework but when there is a dramatic change, I dislike it less. I scrubbed bathrooms! Yes, I did. This honest-to-goodness AmeliaJakc got down on her hands and knees and did toilets. And mirrors. I vacuumed . . . after finding the floor. I did laundry. I vacuumed the stairs! I cleaned counters! Oh, I am such a heroine.

And then I showered and am sitting here all self-righteous and clean.

Now what?

Well, there is a lot more cleaning to do. Ack! I feel myself deflating . . .  I must devise a way to motivate others to clean, to want to clean, to need to clean. Oh, this is so horrible, but what about calling an OCD clinic and inquiring about neat freaks?

Rose is sending me to time out.

It’s so warm

It is 35 degrees out there – the there in question being anywhere beyond our doors. It was just a few days ago and opening any door for a second would transform the immediate inside area into a 35 degree chiller. Overstuffed chairs, afghans and fires were so comfy, having a window nearby made you so grateful for your indoor state. Cozy. An overwhelming amount of cozy.

And the frigid air outside – it was crisp and clean. Oh, I just remembered I remarked on an alien quality in it . . . eerie, I think I wrote. Well, it has to be very still for that and such a state isn’t all that common. Just let that eerie part slide to the back of your mind. Think cozy warmth out of the storm. I, myself, now am having trouble doing that because while I was remembering the still and eerie part, I chanced to think about “The Thing” and Kurt Russell and the waiting for freezing in the end of the movie.”

Oh great, now thoughts of “The Thing” – the one that scooted and slithered around, not James Arness’ portrayal of the first “Thing – have caused the  slithering aspect to capture my imagination . . . and I am thinking of cold now slithering under the door. Is it possible icicles are ice snakes? Nah, that’s a stretch. It’s too visual. What’s scariest is the unseen – the cold snaking under door and at window sashes.

How can I do this to myself? Remarking about starting  to miss the comforting coziness of warmth inside in the winter and wind up putting myself in the tension of a Hitchcock movie? Maybe it happened because it is 35 degrees and my stream of consciousness thawed. It is supposed to get close to 50 degrees in a few days; I’ll be awash in consciousness, drowning in it. What are you doing, AmeliaJake? Oh, I’m just here treading consciousness.

Info on the 5 lb gummy bear

Here’s the SITE about you new temporary resident. I feel a little uncomfortable thinking about eating him, although I did entertain the thought of putting him on the floor and making everyone revert to caveman stage. Not that my family has evolved that far beyond. We could probably be on Animal Planet or National Geographic.

Here’s a little promo paragraph from the site:

The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful. This five-pound beast is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a whopping 12,600 calories.

It will be hard to sneak bites because it would take probably an hour to get your tongue and teeth unstuck and functioning efficiently. I must remember to leave my one fake tooth out of my mouth – it’s called a spider bridge and those little metal legs would never get out of a big bite of giant gummy bear. I know this because once I ate a little gummy bear with the bridge in my mouth . . . and that was interesting.

The site is called Vat 19: Purveyors of Curiously Awesome Products.  The categories are . . .

McAfee SECURE sites help keep you safe from identity theft, credit card fraud, spyware, spam, viruses and online scams

I may be gone for a long time.

The set-up

We have waited until Friday to post this about the surprise that awaits Der Bingle at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse, because even if he takes a look at this site at noon, it will only serve to sharpen the surprise. He won’t have enough time to try to figure it out and/or wear people down to telling him what is IN THE BOX that LZP sent. Even LZP says he thinks he has outdone himself this time.

The box came this week and news that it was coming came earlier. We were told to have cameras ready to record the opening. I, myself, could not guess what  it could be. I mean when you have gotten gnomes and peeps in the mail,  you realize . . . well, you just realize.

LZP told me what is in the box and I am flabbergasted. He HAS  outdone himself. And that is saying something because LZP is very, very smart and clever. And unique. I know this really isn’t fair, my knowing and your not. But that’s another reason I waited until today. Tonight the world will know.

Oh, I want to tell so bad . . .

Yes, I’ll admit it; it is cold

I had good intentions but things got away from me and I didn’t get the house as well-prepared for winter as I would have liked. And  this winter has been snowy and cold. Crackling cold, soda pop can exploding cold.

I am now getting up to check on the dogs who just went out minutes ago.

Yes, there were ready to come in and a bunch of heavy cold air just leaned over and fell in with them. There is no wind this morning and it is very still out there in back. Nothing pushed the cold in, but in moments the area around me was like one big walk-in freezer. Closing the door didn’t make an immediate difference; mingling molecules have helped diffuse it but it leaves an eerie feeling. I think without the instant obvious relief that comes from shutting the door against wind and/or stinging snow, I feel that something alien has come in. Cold, still air has an emptiness about it.

I didn’t expect to think about it, but I think if given the choice, I would choose to freeze to death in a raging blizzard rather than by being locked in a some sub-zero, commercial freezer. I suppose I could wander into the back of a semi hauling frozen food and when they opened the doors at some distribution point, someone would remark, “Wow, look at that, Lloyd. Reckon she’s been like that since Wichita?”

Frozen peas come to mind. Why peas? Why not Sara Lee goodies or ice cream? In the word association test of death with frozen food I come up with peas? That has to send up some red flag. Come to think of it, thinking my way into that scenario nudges one to think I might be a little “different” or “special”.

It is not as cold, though, as if could be. We have clouds. But we are going to get sunshine and then it will get colder. Oh, I see the small branches are now moving a little – a harbinger of the dreaded wind chill.

But back to heat – the heat that is leaking out of my house because I wasn’t thorough. I don’t care. Well, I do care but I’ve decided to accept my failing and live with the higher energy bill and stay warm. Next year I will prepare for hunkering on a budget.

In the meantime, I found this picture right after I posted the picture of the Scott School:

1941-42 SCOTT HIGH SCHOOL BAND

Scott School – Scott, Indiana

I got in a hurry and didn’t take enough care in taking this shot. So I will try again later, but still I wanted to post this picture of the school from which my aunt, uncle, mother and two cousins graduated. The school grounds abutted with my grandparent’s property and Mother said she could head out the door after lunch when the first bell rang and be there before it stopped.

I went there for one six-week period when my grandmother broke her hip and Mother and I stayed. Even at third grade age, I was astounded at how the steps were worn in the middle from all the kids trudging into school.

I remember Mother received this postcard mounted on one of the bricks from the original building. Or maybe she had to pay for it. Heck, I don’t know. I’ll try and find the yearbook for 1944 and post pictures of the graduating class – all eight of them.