And here it is, right off the wire:
Your item was processed through and left our NORTH HOUSTON, TX 77315 facility on December 16, 2010. The item is currently in transit to the destination. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.
The word “item” is the choice of the United States Postal Service and we might keep that quiet from our refugee and her friends – although we do have to admit she is “a piece of work.”