Okay, we will start the rest stop story and just add to it as the day goes on.
So we were driving down I-75 close to Wapakoneta and it was dark, dark, dark – even with our brights on. I, AmeliaJake, noticed a rest stop was coming up and asked if anyone wanted to take advantage of the opportunity. Quite frankly, I, myself thought better safe than sorry.
As I was going down the entrance lane into the rest stop, I was distracted and when I came to the truck/car fork I was to the left and didn’t know if anyone was right behind me. Besides it was so dark, I couldn’t even make out the letters on the car/truck sign.
Yes, I went to the left and it turned out to be for trucks. I was just going to pull into one of the slots, but someone in the car thought that would be bad, illegal and just totally embarrassing. So I went back to the entrance to the truck area and saw that you had to go a bit before you came to the fork and could swing around. I would be going against truck traffic so I was going to park.
Then a light shone in my eyes, bright and piercing and this big, rugged and ugly man with one arm came up and yelled, “What kind of a stunt do you think you’re pulling???!!!!”
I said that I was sorry; I had gone the wrong way at the fork.
“)*^(*&(&^) car parking lot)()(*)*&&)(_&^ FIND IT.
So I kept my mouth shut and as someone flattened themselves against the passenger side door as if they could dissolve into it, I went the wrong way down the truck lane to reach the car parking lot.
We went in the restroom; we stopped at the vending machine area . . . and all the way to Dayton, I heard:
WHAT KIND OF STUNT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE PULLING?
I heard it that night in the apartment; I heard it the next day and the day after that.
Even getting lost didn’t shake her out of her obsession with the one-armed yelling man.
We think that Summer should make this story into a folk song, a variation on Alice’s Restaurant/
…you can get anything you want in AmeliaJake’s rest stop lane…..
I’m with AP, it has quite the makings of a wonderful ballad….
I did worry a bit though that you were going to pull out a Richard Kimble analogy…