Look! Out in Iowa, those dratted dandelions (which may or may not be helpful to weight loss and health) have enlisted the aid of the tomatoes. Although, they are green recruits, they are already having an effect . . . Our tomatoes have no blossoms yet.  Yes, we are jealous here in Indiana – so jealous we may have to call up the Kolhrabi Garden Guard.  And that would be . . .  BAD.

The Garden Guard Brigade Marching Song:

For we wrote the stories of the old brigades
We know the glory of yesterday’s parades
Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
The soldiers of the Garden  Guard
That’s Who!
The soldiers of the Garden Guard