I am very happy with Turner Classic Movies; I enjoy the commercial-free presentation of the old flicks.; I like watching the classics – be they classic good or classic bad.  Robert Osborne is the host for many of the movies; he is okay – not handsome, but okay. Alec Baldwin joins him on one night – maybe Saturdays; I don’t like Alec Baldwin – he is, in my opinion, a jerk . . . and, lately, a pudgy jerk. But this is, as I said, my opinion of “Mister I’m Going to Move if Bush is Elected” – and isn’t he the one who said of Henry Hyde: “if we were in another country… we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families”. (cited HERE)

And, of course, there is that matter of the “rude pig” phone message to his daughter – see, he’s not all politics.

Oh, could it be AmeliaJake is off on a tangent? Okay, back to the class of TCM. They have a Robert Osborne BOBBLEHEAD for sale. I don’t think that is the “class” of classic; I think that is the “ic(k)“.

Well, you are forewarned:

Come to think of it, I could do some less than classy things with an Alec Baldwin BOBBLEHEAD . . . like run it over with my car. Oh, I could get more creative than that.

Oh, last Friday, Cameron made an offhand remark: “When Grandpa rolls into town, the crime rate goes down.” And then he chuckled. I don’t think he knew then that his words would  resonate in his grandmother’s mind, triggering a determination to create a police state. When Summer chimed in, “You’re weak; you couldn’t hurt a fly; people walk right over you,” I seriously considered getting myself a black uniforn with tall black shiny boots. I am still considering it. And I am cracking down.

And the next person who 1) leaves the little door to the mail drop open 2) leaves the light on in the mail room 3) leaves the mail room door open 4) leaves the vestibule door open is going to be flogged.

THAT’S JUST FOR STARTERS . . .