Oh, gosh, a Peeps complication

Uh, about the Peeps that are too cute to eat . . . Well, it seems that unless they are eaten, they will turn to the Dark Side and become black bears that are not so cute . . . and are also crunchy. The fellow who sent them – Lonzopalooza, Der Bingle’s brother – called to pass on the warning. To say to us: To be eaten – That is their destiny.

But they are so cute . . . maybe we can wait until they start to get a little bit stale.