I’m better looking in the upstairs bathroom mirror

Yes, I have noticed that when I look at myself upstairs in the master bath with the sunlight over my head, that I don’t look too bad. Sometimes, I will not look in another mirror for a long time and then I will catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror somewhere else and I am surprised at the dumpy plain person I see. It occurs to me that I cannot conduct my life from that bathroom but the magic is in THERE, not in the other places I go. I ponder having a picture taken of me in that mirror and pasting it on my face. I guess I could start out with first pasting it on a bag and then putting the bag over my head.  I don’t think anyone would take me for a bank robber since I am not a president nor a movie star. But they might take me to the funny farm, which isn’t politically correct to say and yet it falls naturally from my tongue.

Now, “asylum”  – that would probably be real bad to say. Unfortunately, I say it sometimes: “Well, I’ll just pack my bags and go to the asylum.” No, I don’t say that. I say, “You pack your bags and go to the asylum.” Of course, I use asylum so much that no one thinks too much about it being insensitive. Odd though, it’s okay to say you’re seeking political asylum . . . Oh, never mind, I see my mind is all over the place.

2 thoughts on “I’m better looking in the upstairs bathroom mirror”

  1. We had the “pavilion”…. that was the name of the looney bin in our area…. now looney bin…. that’s even more non-PC but oddly enough that’s quite how I feel some days.

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