This is a picture of a dog who had CP on him and needed a bath. His face has been deleted to protect his humiliation factor.

This is a picture of, oh, just some dog who has just had a nurse bath.

Sydney got cat urine on him last night. I don’t know much more than that because I don’t know much about cats, my mother’s 8 year foray into cat friendship notwithstanding. My daughter-in-law said, “Oh, my God, was he skunked?” But no, more sniffs indicated the sign of the dreaded cat liquid, which I shall call here “CP”. Actually, those would have been sniffs followed by the exclamation of “ew” and then running away.

I called my mother; she thought it was ha ha funny. Well, we will think about our revenge.