Feeding Sydney

Sydney will share a foldover, but every afternoon he has his special meal of rice, washed and drained ground beef or ground buffalo and additional beef flavoring. We add a little dry dog food for the vitamins. I warm it in a good skillet and with my own little fingers test it for temperature. Then I put it on a plate (He doesn’t like bowls) and take it out to the porch for him to eat. He likes for me to sit with him while he eats and engage in an activity that indicates I will not be getting up for awhile. So he eats and I read or work puzzles or get on the laptop.

Then, after he eats, he climbs up on the sofa next to me; he’s here now. Summer is at the “Y” playing racquetball with her grandpa. Well, learning to play. She is at the running into the wall phase at present. I am wearing her shoes from last year and I don’t know if this is a good thing; most people think she out-means me . . . which is going some.

She tells that she and her buds have formed not a club, but a gang. They do not have a name for this group but the requirement for membership is meanness. She and I are members of the Mean Girls Ice Cream Eating Club, but we have let it lapse. That is probably good since we used to take a carton and sit there with two spoons. Not healthy  . . . especially since we pretended there were little people in the ice cream and we were gobbling them up. I’ve written this before, haven’t I?  Oh, well.

facial hair grows fast when you’re older

This is my mouth in a smiling position – in the bathroom mirror, with Crest WhiteStrips on my teeth. See, my smile is a little crooked and gets moreso the bigger it becomes. I don’t know why this is. I don’t worry about it. I worry about the way facial hair sneaks up on me. I discovered this when I for some reason enlarged the picture.

Some of those “hairs”  – if you are brave enough to click on the picture – are wrinkles.

I have now become the “daily plucker” and upper lip moisturizing fanatic.

BEWARE: Behind the teeth is a razor tongue.

Pawing through our closet

We don’t have too much real sidewalk here around the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse and that’s why we got really good at making tight U-turns. Then we tired of it and these wound up in our catch-all closet:

They are tough little guys – Made in the USA by the D.P. Harris Company. Yeah, when we got tired, we’d sit on the grass and read the print on the skates – it was better than watching the grass grow.

What is happening here

This week – Wednesday morning – I am going to have my ear repaired where an earring tore through . . . oh, maybe 20 years ago. I know; I know.  I know that I don’t know why I didn’t do it before. Always being pushed back, I suppose. Didn’t seem that important, I suppose.  But now, I am having it done. The folks at the PBC&R aren’t quite sure what to make of it. I think they are worried about what I might put in my ears; will I be satisfied with the dignified little posts I used to wear all the time. Or do I want diamonds? Whoa, AJ taking the pipes under the sink apart with diamonds in her ears. I think they are wondering if I will point and say,  “Okay, you get your face in the muck, now.”

How about AJ with hoops and/or dangling earrings. HA! Now I know I will not do that, but maybe they are apprehensive that I have wandered off down a really adventurous path with this ear repair thing. Battery powered flashing earrings with moving parts?

I guess I’d better not wear a political button type earring – I don’t want my ear ripped out again.

Oh, maybe people will start giving me earrings. At first that sounds great, but then maybe some don’t exactly have great taste. And what if it is someone dear to me and I don’t want to hurt feelings? Well, I’m sure I can deal with that. After all, when I was 18 I wore gumball-sized basketballs in my ears – Indiana University, Hoosiers, dontcha know.

I think I’ll look at earrings online.

Window scraping

I am sitting here in the PBC&R watching the window being scraped outside. We are doing a fall painting of a few windows. My part right now is supervising through the screen. You know, I believe some feel I have the easy job. Oh, well. I will just turn the other cheek. Ah, there was an annoucement: Those helping get an ice cream treat. Hmmm . . . . I believe while they are gone I can turn my cheeks and mouth toward the store bought package ice cream in the freezer. I just must remember to look ice cream deprived when they return.

Here’s a picture of Depression Feet. Mother has shoes for yard work. My dad used to put duct tape on his. I wore my son’s to mow the lawn, then my grandson’s and now I am being a spendthrift – $3 for a pair of mowing shoes at Goodwill.

82

My mother is 82 today; Sydney and I were going up to Scott but Mother said since it was raining and Sydney wouldn’t be able to run outside, we should come tomorrow. So we are. Tiffany, the cat, will be there. We are not exactly thrilled but will be polite to the interloper.

I believe I will be taking with me the bat lights I put up for the kids for Halloween, even though it is three weeks away. They are made of black plastic shaped like a bat and have green lights for eyes and purple lights to outline the wings. And two of them flash. I suppose I could climb up and change the flasher bulb, but I think I will climb up and take them down and give them to Mother to put on her porch. Maybe she will hang them down the west room window for the kids who live in the old store across the road.

I remember when it was the Hagerty Bros. General Store and the second set of Haggerty brothers were the fathers of mother’s schoolmates. Jack and she were in the same class – eight graduated. They had a candy counter with glass that slanted back and my folks would buy me candy corn. I don’t remember caring too much for it, but guess I didn’t know any better . . . until I fell in love with Grandma’s lemon pie and people realized I liked tart things best. You could say my taste matches my tongue.

So today I went and saw Kathryn Feller at the nursing home, came back and scarfed a coupld of foldovers and then went on the hunt for the bat lights. I was burrowing through a couple of boxes in the closet when I started sliding and wound up on my back with lots of stuff coming down on me. Actually, it was pretty comfortable there, but eventually I called for some assistance. And later I discovered I had ripped my slacks on part of a Christmas tree. Rats. Well, it happens.

I am boring myself here.

6:31 am and dark

I miss the early daylight of summer and am wondering if I would winter in the southern hemisphere if I had a lot of money – independent wealth, dontcha know. Of course, I have watched an awful lot of TV programs about all the deadly snakes and insects in Australia and that would be the stuff of a winter’s worth of nightmares.

For some reason I just remembered something I read about the colonization of Australia: A great many people thought there was an inland sea and took boats with them over the mountains outside Sydney. I think that’s interesting; actually, it sort of fascinates me. Surely scouts and explorers had ventured out and over the mountains. Maybe some people went over and came back and said, “There’s an inland sea.” Then they started a boat-building business.

Oh, I almost forgot. During some impromptu research here at the PBC&R, Al and Simon discovered the existence of nano-alligators that thrive inside computers. They are working on traps and soon, for three easy payments of $39.95, you can buy one. And if you call right away after they announce the perfection of their device, they will send you two. The traps are so small they are not visible to the naked eye and will come packaged in a small cone container. You clip the end off the point and stick it in the earphone jack.

Apple Festival soldier

It’s the Rebs who are at the Apple Festival, which is a little odd since right around the corner from the Main Street portion of the festival is a historic sign commemorating the mustering of Union troops. This is Yankee territory here, but manufacturing plants have  brought Kentucky families up this way and with them, the Confederate Re-enactment Group.

Three out of four of my great-grandfathers where Union soldiers and when I visited my paternal grandparents, I slept with a picture of my grandma’s father looking over me. She used to say, “Wasn’t he a good-looking young man.”

Roy wasn’t a bad looking fellow either; he was the picture another bedroom.

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