While driving home

This afternoon, after a couple of weeks of events and having “things” come up, I made it over to the nursing home for a couple of hours to see Emory and Kathryn. Both of them had gone in the facility van to a restaurant for lunch earlier and Emory was pretty tired, so when dinnertime came around, he convinced the staff to let him skip dinner and go to bed. Kathryn went on down to the dining room to get a cup of hot chocolate and after seeing her settled, I headed home.

Somewhere on Rte. 6  – on the bendy section of  the Ind 9 dogleg – I started thinking that I don’t think of myself as looking the way I do in the mirror, and I don’t mean just shape. We’re talking face as well. Now, I recognize myself when I pass a mirror, look at a picture, or catch a glimpse in a window, but it’s not how I see myself in my mind. I have learned what the mirror says I look like, yet I am always thinking, “How can I look like that?” So what do I think I look like? Well, darned if I know.

Even thinking about what I see in my mind when I think of myself doing something comes up with a blur – just an ephemeral poof person.

In The Music Man, the method for learning to play an instrument was thinking; maybe I can think myself into a good look. Yeah, I’ll have to sit here and think.

The good side of dandelions??

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness . . . where is the Dandelion Wine? Look at this article from which I am extracting this paragraph as a teaser.

Throughout history, dandelions have had a reputation as being effective in promoting weight loss and laboratory research indicates that there is some support for this reputation. Controlled tests on laboratory mice and rats by the same Romanians indicated that a loss of up to 30% of body weight in 30 days was possible when the animals were fed dandelion extract with their food. Those on grass extract lost much less. The control group on plain water actually gained weight.

(For right now I need to keep a lid on this for fear the patrons at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse will be demanding Dandelion garnish for their foldovers.)

Grandma got up early enough

The house was sleeping – everything as quiet as a mouse – and I, AmeliaJake the Great and Wonderful Grandma of Limitless Talents, awoke in plenty of time to get Summer to the school for the bus to Cedar Point.

See, she is smiling

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as she zips herself into my treasured Pacific Beach windbreaker.

It is supposed to be chilly and rainy there with a possibility of thunderstorms. I think, however, she is going for the “I’m on my own” feeling more than the rides. Last year, we looked up all the ride videos on the Cedar Point site and rode the virtual front seat . . . and oooohed and ahhhhed and fake screamed. This year that was old, dontcha know. She’s a veteran.

Suddenly, things started going not well

Okay, after fishing through a vacuum bag for an inadvertently sucked-up object, I opted to shower before heading out on some errands.  Noticing my camera had been left on the sink, I picked it up and saw two bear pendants were caught up in the strap. So, I snapped a picture and here it is.

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Notice the shadow of the zoom lens on the counter top. I’m such a good photog . . .

THEN, while attempting to untangle the bears, I knocked my glasses into the sink . . .

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where they got wet. As I put them down, I brushed against my watch

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and it fell in the sink under the running water.

Grabbing for it, I sent my tooth – the one false one I have in my head – flying onto the floor

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in a big blur.

This got me so irritated with myself, I forgot my vow not to squeeze

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the toothpaste in the middle.

And when I went to get my shoes and found only one,

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I decided to stop living in living color.

Soon to be dentally clean

I have an appointment to have my teeth cleaned this morning at nine. That is less than two hours from now. And then, around noon, I am taking a couple of folks to Fort Wayne for medical appointments. My point? THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL  and I am spending it in a day of yuck chores. No last day spent reading; no last day spent watching some marathon of classic B movies; no last day of me and the dog and quiet.

Yes, I am swimming in a pool of self pity. If I get tired, I will turn over on my back and float. I have no idea when I will buck up and climb out.

And here is the weather we are having:

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So I’m getting out of the pool after all . . . and pulling a blanket up over my head.

Season Finale of Breaking Bad

I am watching The Fugitive – well, sort of watching it – so I will not forget to tune in to see the season finale of Breaking Bad. Der Bingle told me one of the promos showed someone being zipped up in a body bag; just now, another promo quoted a reviewer as saying the last few minutes left him doubled up in pain. So Breaking Bad seems to be about to break worse . . . and then I will have to wait until next season to find out what the writers are going to do now that a terminally ill cancer patient is the star of what some are calling “the best show on TV.”

Actually, I have had this really weird thought that perhaps some people with terminal cancer tuned in to watch last year when they thought it was going to be a self-contained, limited episode show. Now, look, Walt has been really, really successful in chemo – so successful he can have an operation to remove the cancer. Somehow this bothers me; it’s like the show didn’t keep its bargain. I feel guilty watching the second season, and I’ll feel guilty next year as I watch. But, wait, maybe a meteorite will fall on me and I won’t be here to watch myself. Auuuuugggggghhhh. What a thought. I guess, though, I wouldn’t have a valid complaint because the premise of the show never was about a meteorite victim stumbling through a few episodes and then kicking the bucket. And that metaphor is so screwed up I am not even going to play it back in my mind.

Bayer takes on BC Powders

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When Der Bingle was in Georgia, he introduced me to BC Powder – a pain reliever that came in powdered form (obviously) inside a package that resembled a stick of gum. For some reason, it tickled my fancy – made me think of Driving Miss Daisy, perhaps. Besides the package looked so retro and bland, it gave you a feeling of being young and having your grandma take care of an ache for you. And being powdered, it had a head start on working, especially when I washed it down with half-Coke, half-Diet Coke.

Included on the BC Powder website are interesting little links:

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And then they pose the question: How do you take your BC Powder –  Straight Shooter, Tough Guy, Mixer.

Last night, after a long, trying day for me, Der Bingle called to let me know about a commercial he had just seen about Bayer Aspirin going crystal, so I took myself over to CVS and looked to see if Kendallville was up on the times. YES!!! So I bought a package.

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And I came home and opened it up and took out one of the little gum-like stick things and poured it in my mouth and it didn’t taste bad, It was a little hard to get into, though. The instructions said to pinch at the arrow and tear. I wound up ripping it open with my teeth.

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It tasted not bad at all. But it’s expensive and it is kind of a challenge to BC Powder myself.

So, sort of in a funk

Yes, I am not finding any movies on the cable channels that I want to have on in the background. I was busy these past few days showing support for the Memorial Day Marathon; I’ve been on subs, on carriers, on destroyers, on battlegrounds and sitting in the cooler throwing a baseball at a wall. I’ve watched a lot of soldiers – from Errol Flynn and David Niven and John Wayne to Matt Damon.

I have “Kwai-ed” with Alec Guiness and William Holden. And seeing William Holden reminded me to go and tell Der Bingle something I had read: “Did you know Audrey Hepburn was going to marry William Holden following the filming of Sabrina but found out he had had a vasectomy and so called it off?” Der Bingle seemed not impressed and I did a U-turn and headed Back to Bataan, literally.

But tonight, no background dialogue. Oh, what to do? Say, wait, didn’t I rent Valkryie from Redbox today? Why yes I did. So time to call Mother and then settle down with my blanket and the remotes.

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