Category Archives: Just Me – AmeliaJake

Hugging a ceiling fan?

Even if the fan is not on, it would be awkward to hug it, but I give every ceiling fan in the house a virtual hug when I see it making calm Humphrey Bogart Casablanca circles on above my head. I have no idea if I lived in a previous life or not, but I feel so at home with the soft breeze of the blades above.

Now, apparently, some decorators have given ceiling fans the evil eye. I find that ridiculous when I go through pictures of the candidates for Best House of 2016 in Britain. Minimalist is not accurate enough to capture the essence of the places. One house picture showed a bed, a wall and a straight chair. And the color scheme is mostly black and white. And the people who chose these houses as beautiful are scoffing at Casablanca fans. Well, fie on them.

Okay, it’s no longer Sunday

It is Wednesday and because I have switched trash companies, take out night is Tuesday, instead of Wednesday . . . and in the middle of the night, I remembered this. The trash is out there, if it hasn’t been picked up already and I am so happy that I have/had trash in my driveway. Once upon a time, I probably thought that would be a ridiculous sentence to write. Ah, well: Sic gloria mundi transit.

The electrician was here for two days and found some interesting plugs and connector boxes in various parts of the house. I now have working three-way switches, new plugs, four new ceiling fans, new lights in the kitchen and a bathroom . . . and a couple more little projects once I find the type of light I want. We did temporarily transfer the old kitchen light to a the dark eating nook so that we could see stuff other than gloom while I decide on a new fixture. The one I thought I would like didn’t pan out to be as it appeared on the website.

In other news, I ate two tomatoes yesterday and got “the trots.” I’m okay at this point, but yestday there was a lot of “NOW” urgency. Back in the days of outhouses, all the neighbors knew when someone had the trots. That’s when I learned the phrase; overhearing family members remarking about the man who lived across the road. (It seems when you had the trots, one chose to use the privy rather than the new-fangled indoor facility.)

It is Sunday

Technically, it is Sunday all around me; but, I am floating around just in “a day”. Yes, I am confused; do not try to grab on the carousel and direct me – it would be dangerous. As it is, I am doing my best to keep my arms and legs within the ride.

I have to get the kitchen and bathroom ready for the electrician and I am going to use the “arm sweep” method: Get a box and hold it by the counters and sweep everything into it with my arm. We’ll just sort out what didn’t break later.

Soon . . . fans

Today began cool, in the sixties, and although it had rained and was overcast and hugged you with dampness, it had a restful quality to it. Then I looked at the forecast and, my goodness, it is headed toward 88 BIG DEGREES. Of course, this is not that dreadful, really, but hot, humid heat does not suggest that you just entice you to relax. Words such as sticky and sweaty and oppressive knock on your consciousness and instead of the “time-out” day the morning suggested, you are now faced with the aspects of limply languishing.

I am looking forward to Monday when the electrician is scheduled to install new ceiling fans and replace others. Hunter fans – not the modern, sleek look, but suggesting Casablanca. Of course, I will have the job of re-enforcing the idea that ceiling fans do not have to go FAST to be effective. Indeed, I find a slower speed calming, as the air is gently directed away from hovering on the ceiling. And it doesn’t hurt to let the vision of Rick’s American Cafe to be a backdrop from your thoughts. Sometimes the power of suggestion is a marvelous thing . . . as the time goes by.

I am also getting new lights in the kitchen – quite utilitarian because it is a kitchen in need of remodeling, but not by me. I just need to see. And, yes, I thought of dimmer switches. My kitchen is designed like a wide hallway, and windows that once accessed the sky, now show you the ceiling of the vestibule formed when the second story was added on the garage. If I am not mistaken, I have not yet climbed up and wiped away the remaining cola explosion splats from last winter. It does give the beadboard less than a cottage feel. The other windows are down at the end of the hallway/room where you can place a small table and look out at the driveway, which widens into a large expanse of cement. On the spring and fall solstice, an angle of light reaches the corner of the oven and highlights smudges that shouldn’t be there, but are because it’s hard to see them normally.

When Mother was living, the kitchen was not inviting to stand in, but nice to hover around the doorways because she made such delicious dishes and always had some little special thing, such as you normally see on Mommy Mormon blogger sites. More often than not, there would be a pie in a special pie dish designed to look like a lattice-crusted pie. Oh, and utensils with ivory handles for lifting out pieces. Now, if we are lucky enough to have a pie, it is sitting in a tinfoil pan with a fork sticking out of it. Sigh. Don’t even think of homemade, specially frosted cookies sitting under a dome of glass. Oreaos with the middles licked out are more to be expected.

This is rather depressing; I suspect I will find myself often leaning against a wall, watching the lazy turning of the ceiling fan sweep though time.

Me and Neville Chamberlain

Oliver Cromwell had it right when he told the long-sitting Parliament that they had sat there too long for any good they were doing. And Lloyd George and another MP, whose name I cannot recall off-hand, were right when they addressed Chamberlain and cited the same sentiment and added, “In the name of God, go.”

Well, I feel a bit for Neville Chamberlain; he tried. I mean you just don’t take an unprepared country into war, and perhaps in his appeasement, he bought time.

Well, whatever the analysis, it is now here and now, and this Neville Chamberlain is packing it in; ironically, despite the sentiments of stay, for we do so need more concessions for you know, so we can get the most pieces in our time.

This might be one of those times when I should have counted to ten, or a hundred, but I chose not to.

Hi Ho, Ole Red

Yesterday found me in LaGrange County, mowing on the Toro. It was not hot – maybe around 70 degrees at times – and I got along pretty well, didn’t run over anything and saw no snakes.

It appears that my mind might have gone into idle and stayed there because that paragraph read like one of those journals people write while lost in the jungle/forest/desert.

On the way back, I detoured up to Sturgis, Michigan where I graduated from high school 50 years ago this month. I was thirsty and craved one of the mango iced-tea drinks they have; I was also dirty and my hair was sticking out under my Dorfman Pacific crushable hat. In short, I was a sight and, had I gone into Wal-Mart, I imagine I would have wound up on the “People of” site.

I got my drink and sat there looking whatever and when old(er) people came in, I would sneak a look to see if I recognized them. I surmised if I didn’t know them, they did not know me.

Fifty years ago, I looked at the people having 50 year reunions and thought “geezers.” Now I am the geezer; how did this happen?

The Faulkner standard

You know you’re having a sad day when a William Faulkner story makes you happier and an escape novel makes you want to puke because it’s so predictable plot with no sensitive ear to the English language.

There is definitely something about the rhythm of poetry or the glass-like flow of prose like water over smooth stones. I think I just did something in that sentence that illustrates my point. I had a first typed rocks, but quickly replaced it with stones. Rocks is technically right, but it doesn’t add the soft touch needed to capture the peacefulness of the scene.

I might be wrong there, but I doubt it.

I think I am beginning to really show the stress I imagine myself to be under. Or maybe the stress is showing me the truth, but I look in the mirror and I want to grimace at the not grotesque, but seemingly ugly lines my face has taken on.

Today I used the weedwhacker to edge along the sidewalk. It was not a big mistake, but I think I should have practiced someplace else before undertaking the task. Fortunately, I ran out of string on my reel and took that as a prompt to quit. Let’s just say that where the ground once encroached on the sidewalk like dunes in the desert, it now scallops along like the edge of the ocean.

Maybe at least people will walk along and think, “Well, she tried.”

A successful transplant

I did not care much for hostas in previous times, and then I discovered they are very hardy and out of a bunch of dead debris, stick their little heads every spring. For someone with a very black thumb, that is heck of an advantage.
hosta and mulch

A few years ago I started planting them in areas that were almost always in shade and inclined to be muddy. That first year was a big question mark as Shane took to digging holes around them – in face, I wound up putting a wire fence around the line of them by a north-facing brick wall. But the year after, there they were.

So I planted a few more that got walked on and trampled when we had to take a section of a fence down, but they poked their heads up this spring and starting growing.

When the local grocery offered them for sale again this year, I loaded up my basket. The one above is freshly transplanted. And it blooms.

It has occurred to me that perhaps the plants that show up in front of grocery stores are rejects from nurseries, ones that are judged to have a flaw. The point is, by God, they made it even after rejection and, dontcha know, they seem to be resolute little guys when given a home.

I have purchased some plants from nurseries that believe, but cannot prove, have not thrived because I was not out here holding their little leaves and whispering sweet words.

I was quite concerned about the fern that I had transplanted from Mother’s, but this spring it, too, showed up. And the myrtle that came from homesteads in Fountain County and moved to LaGrange County and now to Noble County is flourishing.

These guys are the type of soldiers General Patton would be proud of.

Why I have not been writing

I looked at the calendar and noticed I had not posted since I had my teeth cleaned. Having gaps in posting is becoming a habit with me. I used to type away here about lots of stuff, just because I felt like it.

I think I still feel like expressing myself; it is just that I have discerned a complaining trend to my thoughts – ignore those about Joe Biden, that’s just common sense.

I have had lots of good moments, but writing about them feels like an exercise. If the words that spring to mind were to be spoken rather than typed, they would be pushing my teeth out, dripping with sarcasm. I would be a wolverine on this word processor, my little fingers flying with indignation and outrage.

ONE BIG GRIPE

However, that is not the wisest thing to do. I’m actually thinking Voodoo.