I have some wood that needs burning up before the onset of warm weather. I assume it has a need to fulfill its destiny – flame and ashes and smoke. I will enjoy sitting near the hearth reading or watching a video on the VCR. You know, one of the goodies from when they first started turning old movies into video tapes.
To get that wood from pile to fireplace entails me building up my strength by going out for 15 to 20 minutes, climbing on the woodpile and chucking it over to where it can be picked up and transported in. I am a woodchucker and maybe I will be able to answer how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were a woodchucker. Or, something like that.