Hi Ho, Ole Red

Yesterday found me in LaGrange County, mowing on the Toro. It was not hot – maybe around 70 degrees at times – and I got along pretty well, didn’t run over anything and saw no snakes.

It appears that my mind might have gone into idle and stayed there because that paragraph read like one of those journals people write while lost in the jungle/forest/desert.

On the way back, I detoured up to Sturgis, Michigan where I graduated from high school 50 years ago this month. I was thirsty and craved one of the mango iced-tea drinks they have; I was also dirty and my hair was sticking out under my Dorfman Pacific crushable hat. In short, I was a sight and, had I gone into Wal-Mart, I imagine I would have wound up on the “People of” site.

I got my drink and sat there looking whatever and when old(er) people came in, I would sneak a look to see if I recognized them. I surmised if I didn’t know them, they did not know me.

Fifty years ago, I looked at the people having 50 year reunions and thought “geezers.” Now I am the geezer; how did this happen?

The Faulkner standard

You know you’re having a sad day when a William Faulkner story makes you happier and an escape novel makes you want to puke because it’s so predictable plot with no sensitive ear to the English language.

There is definitely something about the rhythm of poetry or the glass-like flow of prose like water over smooth stones. I think I just did something in that sentence that illustrates my point. I had a first typed rocks, but quickly replaced it with stones. Rocks is technically right, but it doesn’t add the soft touch needed to capture the peacefulness of the scene.

I might be wrong there, but I doubt it.

I think I am beginning to really show the stress I imagine myself to be under. Or maybe the stress is showing me the truth, but I look in the mirror and I want to grimace at the not grotesque, but seemingly ugly lines my face has taken on.

Today I used the weedwhacker to edge along the sidewalk. It was not a big mistake, but I think I should have practiced someplace else before undertaking the task. Fortunately, I ran out of string on my reel and took that as a prompt to quit. Let’s just say that where the ground once encroached on the sidewalk like dunes in the desert, it now scallops along like the edge of the ocean.

Maybe at least people will walk along and think, “Well, she tried.”

A successful transplant

I did not care much for hostas in previous times, and then I discovered they are very hardy and out of a bunch of dead debris, stick their little heads every spring. For someone with a very black thumb, that is heck of an advantage.
hosta and mulch

A few years ago I started planting them in areas that were almost always in shade and inclined to be muddy. That first year was a big question mark as Shane took to digging holes around them – in face, I wound up putting a wire fence around the line of them by a north-facing brick wall. But the year after, there they were.

So I planted a few more that got walked on and trampled when we had to take a section of a fence down, but they poked their heads up this spring and starting growing.

When the local grocery offered them for sale again this year, I loaded up my basket. The one above is freshly transplanted. And it blooms.

It has occurred to me that perhaps the plants that show up in front of grocery stores are rejects from nurseries, ones that are judged to have a flaw. The point is, by God, they made it even after rejection and, dontcha know, they seem to be resolute little guys when given a home.

I have purchased some plants from nurseries that believe, but cannot prove, have not thrived because I was not out here holding their little leaves and whispering sweet words.

I was quite concerned about the fern that I had transplanted from Mother’s, but this spring it, too, showed up. And the myrtle that came from homesteads in Fountain County and moved to LaGrange County and now to Noble County is flourishing.

These guys are the type of soldiers General Patton would be proud of.

Why I have not been writing

I looked at the calendar and noticed I had not posted since I had my teeth cleaned. Having gaps in posting is becoming a habit with me. I used to type away here about lots of stuff, just because I felt like it.

I think I still feel like expressing myself; it is just that I have discerned a complaining trend to my thoughts – ignore those about Joe Biden, that’s just common sense.

I have had lots of good moments, but writing about them feels like an exercise. If the words that spring to mind were to be spoken rather than typed, they would be pushing my teeth out, dripping with sarcasm. I would be a wolverine on this word processor, my little fingers flying with indignation and outrage.

ONE BIG GRIPE

However, that is not the wisest thing to do. I’m actually thinking Voodoo.

People of your age

The hygienist who cleaned my teeth yesterday and used the phrase “people of your age” is still living. I didn’t feel it would get me anywhere to jump off the reclining dental chair – why, in my day, they had seats like electric chairs! – and pound her into the ground and then tie her up with dental floss.

Of course, I did know that would get me somewhere – jail or the nuthouse. I decided to just sit there and be a person of my age.