I came to this page the last few days, stared at the blank New Post and decided I just didn’t have anything to write. So I went off surfing on the Internet. I came here today and it is pretty much the same, but I figured it was getting ridiculous and I should say something in behalf of the interesting people who do frequent the cafe.

So, oh dear, they have left me out of the loop – dull, they call me – and I am back at square one with nothing clever to write. Oh, heck, let’s just throw that too the wind and blather on.

I’m heading down to Danville Area Community College where my cousin is putting on a play. She does this at least twice a year and manages to bring diverse community college students together to produce something that has grown in reputation throughout the years. It is a tremendous amount of work for her, but it is her . . . and I am so proud to be her cousin.

I think I am taking a passenger, unless she chickens out. I suppose I should prepare her for her first revelation: Glenda has a very neat house; this is a concept that is unfamiliar to her because her grandma is a slob.

Her view out the passenger side windshield will be blurry because Shane’s nose prints are still on it. I cannot bear to wipe them off, which probably indicates that her grandmother is crazy and a slob.

We are going to take our time meandering down; there was a midnight production last night and God only knows when Glenda got home and in bed. Oh, the show is The Rocky Horror Show. Tonight the show is at 7 pm. I got to thinking about the time zone, but I think my cousins have already done the translation into Eastern Time for me.

Now it is time to do the getting out of bed time thing with the passenger. Sigh.