I wrote a post on phone games a couple of days ago, and I usually do not reread my posts – nor do I proofread them on most occasions. I think I will have to change that policy. Egregious is too mild a word to describe the following paragraph:

For all my good intentions, I suspect I will fall off the wagon . . . and be faces with putting all my pieces make in a certain shape. Ah, these is beginning to sound like “The Devil Rum.”
Auuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh.

I will correct it: I should be made to write it 100 times on the blackboard.

For all my good intentions, I suspect I will fall off the wagon . . . and be faces faced with putting all my pieces make back in a certain shape. Ah, these this is beginning to sound like “The Devil Rum.”

There was at least one other typo in the post, but enough with beating a dead horse. I could vow to be more vigilant and responsible, but that would be so unlike me. However, I had better pay a little more attention before I become AmeliaJoke.