I may have bruised or cracked a rib in a silly-looking fall I could not recreate if I tried, and I am not going to attempt it. It is amazing how many little tendons, ligaments and other body parts are connected to an injured rib.
Yes, I am complaining, but I am not asking for sympathy. It is just somehow comforting to remark on it. I have a boo boo. There, see, I feel better already – well, better until I forget and move. Let me try that again:
I wrote a post, I pushed Publish; nothing happened. I pushed the tab again and got the same result. I noticed both times that Publish was showing up at the very bottom of the page; I thought this was to give people plenty of time to consider if they really wanted to do it. Apparently, I was a little jokie on WP’s part. I scowled – not a pretty sight, but especially right off the bat in the morning – and gave it one more try. This time Publish showed up in its usual spot and it worked.
Because I just can’t stop now that I’m revved up, I am going to push this little option showing up that offers one column or two. It may be bad.
NOTHING HAPPENED. Oh, maybe they meant one or two columns while one is composing. Oh, well.
I wrote a post on phone games a couple of days ago, and I usually do not reread my posts – nor do I proofread them on most occasions. I think I will have to change that policy. Egregious is too mild a word to describe the following paragraph:
For all my good intentions, I suspect I will fall off the wagon . . . and be faces with putting all my pieces make in a certain shape. Ah, these is beginning to sound like “The Devil Rum.”
Auuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh.
I will correct it: I should be made to write it 100 times on the blackboard.
For all my good intentions, I suspect I will fall off the wagon . . . and be faces faced with putting all my pieces make back in a certain shape. Ah, these this is beginning to sound like “The Devil Rum.”
There was at least one other typo in the post, but enough with beating a dead horse. I could vow to be more vigilant and responsible, but that would be so unlike me. However, I had better pay a little more attention before I become AmeliaJoke.