I didn’t type enough to move the pictures far enough down the page – probably some revenge for using the word “pissed” and not changed it. Of course, “Boy, that urinated me off” doesn’t convey the same feeling. And it sounds stupid. I’ll just have to think up some new phrase that expresses disgust and frustration but isn’t offensive – or stupid. I expect it will take me some time.

So, what am I going to write about to move the pictures down? I don’t know. Although, I have noticed that people have taken to emphasizing their remarks by using a period after each word. So, to be in vogue, I would write: I. Don’t. Know. I’m not going to write that; I. Am. Not. A. Sheep.

I think I am going to mix up a sinus Alka-Seltzer, recline and read. It will fizz me off.