Two Moo, who is one of our bovine friends, one we would never, ever consider tipping, is a little worried about a recently announced threat that she saw on The Drudge Report. You can read about it HERE. Two Moo is getting her tinfoil hat out.
If you’ve forgotten about Two Moo, here is her picture sans tinfoil:
I would be careful Two Moo. I have experience with these sort of things and they don’t end up well much of the time. Growing up there was a horse skeleton on display in the “big” town in our mountain valley. It was snippy. ( see: http://snippy.com/). Snippy was just the beginning. For years we had many reports of mutilations and odd happenings on neighboring ranches. My dad never had any personally on his ranch, but that might have been due to the fact that we wrapped all our corner posts in tinfoil too….. Tinfoil has amazing properties as you well know.
From what I understand these events are still occurring, people just tend to not talk about them.
We want it known that our members are not involved in any such actions and do not condone any of that Food Channel Guy (Andrew Zimern) who eats the unspeakable. We are busy practicing for homecoming weekends and Fall ( hee hee) Festivals