Spiffie here to tell you we have decided to give AmeliaJake probation and are not asking her to resign her membership at the PBC &R. She has shown true remorse and it is possible she even had a panic attack as a result of the situation. Rose had a talk with her. That should say it all.
We are afraid that some vigilante seeking justice served via lightning bolt had a bad aim – Der Bingle’s two big blueberry bushes croaked over night. We would ask all Beings of the Flat Nose to extend forgiveness and refrain from exacting punishment – no nose for the nose thing . . . THIS TIME.
Newfie will remain in charge of daily operations until further notice.