Daily Archives: July 18, 2013

The Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse

An Announcement

Hello, my name is Spiffie and I am on of the silent partners at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse.
spiffie

We have reviewed the recent remarks by AmeliaJake and have decided that she will be suspended from the Cafe until further notice. Her comments do not reflect the views of the majority stockholders, nor of its CEO (That would be me, Spiffie) We find her “profiling” to be contrary to the inclusiveness of the Cafe. It should be apparent that we are open to all members, given the fact that AmeliaJake is one – although that status is under consideration at this time.

Newfie, whose picture was featured in AJ’s last post, will be assuming AJ’s duties until further notice.

Just Me - AmeliaJake, The Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse

My nose

I think my nose is growing and not because I am lying. I can feel it expanding. I look in the mirror and it is the same, so I have decided my nose is like Snoopy’s doghouse – it expands internally through some not yet understandable aspect of physics. Right now, I think Rockettes may be dancing in there, kicking my sinus areas and tickling the inside of my nasal passages with their feathers.

A lot of my friends here don’t understand my remarks. Most of them look like this:
newfie

Actually, they try not to talk about my nose, unless they are in a snit with me and then a snide remark or two may crop up. Sometimes I tell them it’s so much easier for them to window shop than it is for me . . . and then they get surly. I would say they get their noses out of joint . . . but, you know.